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Chinese kid: Today I studied algebra

American kid: Today I saw some hambone master in dirty crocs.

I can picture this song being used in a future "Match.com" commercial.

Top 5 ways I heard about this song that will piss hipsters off

5. Heard it playing at Starbucks while waiting in line to buy unfair trade coffee

4. Justin Bieber tweeted about it

3. Heard a salesperson at The Gap singing it and after asking him about it he told me it was from Glee.

2. Official s...

My favorite thing about the popularity of MMA is how everyone suddenly has the knowledge of a Olympic wrestler, jiu-jitsu master and kick boxer all rolled into one.

This is so sweet and funny.

My friend was making a list of things he needed from the grocery store and all of the sudden this popped in my head. It must have been 23 years since I last saw this.

Too bad the singer is a terrorist.

He looks like he would cry if he ever farted public.

Let's be honest. It's not the brown skin that you don't want, it's the purple nipples that really annoy you.

These girls look like they fart during sex.

I listen to this song to remind me of how my ex would present her anus to me when I would come home. She would present it and I would sniff to make sure it was respectable and then I would enter her. So beautiful.

Judging by Japanese porn, Japanese guys like to do surprise bukakees on women in public and the local women are probably used to it and they don't want to do it on a foreign woman.

Why do all Indian men stand with their arms wrapped behind their hips?

I dont get it. She sounds just like any girl from any church choir.

This is what happens when cocoa butter is 75% off.

This guy is so good. You can hear his soul in his voice and that is what separates singers who just sound sound great and singers who inspire you.

When will people realize that confidence is the sexiest trait a person can have? Good looks are canceled out when you are insecure because these insecurities make you a boring person who has nothing interesting to say. No amount of bleach will hide your boring personality.

Kind of slow out of his stance and with all of the 3-4 defenses in the NFL and their 225lbs speed pass rushers, it could be trouble for him.

I don't think any team should draft a wr in the 1st round unless he is like Randy Moss or Calvin Johnson. 1st round should be a strictly qb, offensive line or defensive line round.

This happened with my Mitsubishi tv. They recalled some optical engines, but not the model that I had. I didnt see why my optical engine, which failed just like the ones that were recalled, would not be covered by Mitsubishi at 100%, but I got them to cover 60% of the cost.

These DLPs were r...

I wish this video was up about 9 months ago when I had to replace the optical engine. I fought with Mitsubishi for them to cover it and they covered about 60% of it but these optical engines are not built or tested right because it seems that every DLP owner has a problem with the optical engine...

How could this dude be a drug dealer? It just goes to show you that life is complicated and that man is always fighting the voices of good and evil in his mind. Personally I don't think what he is doing is any worse than when people would bootleg alcohol, but it is still illegal.

Why the Indian song for an Arab character?

He got points for a knock down that didn't happen in the 1st round so everything evened out at the end.

She is starting to look old now, but she used to be hot.

You get more exercise taking a jazzercise class at the YMCA with you grandma than you would in a no defense street ball game.

Just from watching this video it is obvious that basketball is not properly coached in India and the Indians have no idea how to play properly. Isnt there a single person in India that knows how to coach? It is just sad to see these women play like children.

Whoever uploaded this video is a marketing genius because this video pops up under ever video in the "related videos" section.

I wish I didn't love comedy. All the comedians you fall in love with are just taken from this world so fast.

Why couldn't you have the sulfer have a double bond to each oxygen, thus giving every atom a formal charge of 0?

It is hard to say this because Sikhs were killed after 911 in America, but overall Sikhs have been left alone in America. Considering that it was the biggest act of terrorism in the history of the USA, the people here have been fine. What happened to Sikhs in India in 1984 was a million times w...

Nothing in the world is as important as this movie. I want to send this film to the Sudan instead of food.

Most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Can the media please sit down. I can't see what she is saying. Even though the majority of the students can see you fine, the 10 students sitting directly behind you can't see.

Why hasn't this song been the anthem of Occupy Wall St?

I would like it if she could sing one song without that "this is a really sad song" tone in her voice. She would try to make the alphabet song into a tear jerker.

That bison must have watched last week's The Walking Dead.

Go back to your tanning bed little bitch.

Muslim actors are the biggest celebrities in India, so how could India be against them? Even through all of the terrorism by Muslims against India, some of the most respected people in India are Muslim.

That school looks like a prison.