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More proof that religion is poison.

@SarahRachel59 I know right? Women aren't meant to have much freedom. But dont worry, I'm sure the opportunities of the outside world will scare her back into her arranged and loveless marriage soon enough. It's where all good women belong.

Precious.

I'd club that

Gigity.

@FAHxQxAAHSoul Well then lets throw in the Crusades, the Inquisitions, imprisonment of scientists, witch burnings, and killing of homosexuals and see how much the scale of killings tips in favor of good ole Judeo-Christian fucktards.

@noimplant4me Exodus 21:2

If you buy a Hebrew slave, he is to serve for only six years. Set him free in the seventh year, and he will owe you nothing for his freedom. If he was single when he became your slave and then married afterward, only he will go free in the seventh year.

@ZBiscuit92 So you must have completely supported, and felt that George W. Bush deserved his second term then? Seeing as how you were too busy on youtube to do better.

Pro troll.

@glennheston I don't think our government did this on purpose, I think a couple really stupid redneck soldiers did it without thinking about all the ramifications to the other 99.9% of soldiers who are really dedicated to making Afghanistan a better place, many of whom will never return alive.

@FutureTrophyWife96 Every woman has a bit of a lesbian vibe... at least in my mind. But yeah even if she was the straightest woman in history she's still get more exited by women than little Marcus does.

That dude makes Ted Haggard look like Hugh Hefner.

@489michael Impossible to tell and I hope we never experience an 11 year occupation to find out.

The way the radical right acts though I kinda doubt they would need much of an insult to go on the warpath against an occupying force... hell, look at the abortion clinic bombings against other Amer...

@MrJonisaurus President Obama accepts science, yet he gave himself an all Presidents to come the right to detain any one of us for the rest of our lives without proof and without a trial.

I'd rather have a President who stands up for my freedoms and disagrees with me on evolution and global warm...

@alsaxe1 When are conservatives going to realize that playing the "poor me, it's not fair!" card doesn't do anything but make you sound like a cry baby?

Hmm. They finally made a robot stoner.

@sakoupa You could say the same thing about American and Christianity.

@Acts17FiveThrough9 When they're done fucking us.

@FeedyourMindwithFact Because half the country thinks this 'magical' way. Literally, it's called "magic thinking" when you're high enough to think the trees are talking to you and that everything you do is perfect an in accordance with the universe... this is how republicans think while sober.

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@jackyjasper1 Are you saying every human is a primitive? Or are you claiming that all brown people are subhuman?

@JayTsay It's fake dude. Granola out!

@sonnier1972 How's that different from the sport killings, and body part souvenir collecting and killing everything that moves once an IED goes off ROE that's been in place for 11 fucking years now?

Holy fuck what are we doing there besides jerking off, killing muslims, and telling ourselves it ...

@americaisevil1 We're not evil, we just want to install a pipeline through your country. Oh and we'd kinda like to fix (in our minds at least) that whole mess we left after y'all defeated the soviet's and we decided not to care what happened to the region anymore and kinda let your country slip i...

@johnhardincore You don't need the government to recognize your marriage for it to be meaningful but you do need someone in authority to recognize it if you want to be able to make decisions about or even visit your spouse when they're unconscious in a hospital.

@davidls11 You think you've got it bad? These guy's make our girlfriends completely insane with worry that any day now they're gonna come home early and find us getting wheelbarrowed around the house in her underwear.