About this user
May I ask, with the merest smidgen of decorum - a question which enquires about your reason for perusal of my virtualistic videomographic museum?
I can answer that aforementioned question with such eloquence: you are currently here because my name is synonymous within the productory of chav hatery, as noticed on those incognitant motion squares, of which depict the unauthorised application of aerosol paint upon a gentleman's abode including other miscellaneous guttersnipery, you collective of fornicators! Utter proles.
I've recently purchased the planet Saturn, and I've assembled a team, in order for them to alter Saturn's rings to read 'Fuck the Ring, Twat is the King' once that has been completed, I shall be receiving a gift from Harrods: my own space telescope encrusted with all the dimaonds of the world. Ah, that's not that exciting really, still... it's bound to be better than anything you've all achieved in your pitiful existences. Proles!
You are here to imbibe the greatness; you shall be suckling on my clit. I am King Twat!
Age
28
Hometown
Brighton
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
Trainee House Painter
Companies
The Worldwide Aristocracy Team
Schools
Windsor University - For Twats
Interests
Being a complete hypocrite; telling people they brag about things, while my other hobby is going around YouTube informing people I have a good job, beautiful girlfriend, modern house and a Range Rover.
