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@SevenMidgets No, Lady Gaga's talent makes Lady Gaga seem talented.

This is the second time George has referenced Michael's penis. I think he likes it.

But, like, Jersey Shore is about just that, the Jersey Shore. It's not about New Jersey, just going there on vacation.

@ZigZagzGoon It's not harder to get it through vaginal sex. What the fuck is wrong with people? Do you guys do research?

Sex and gender are two different things. Sex is physical, gender is psychological. Having a penis does not make you a man and vice versa.

How the fuck is Madonna "still going strong"? She hasn't had a #1 in eleven years and her last few albums have sold poorly. Just stop.

You know you're a Gaga fan when you have several versions of 'Hair' on your iPod.

PamJELLA Anderson.

You seem to be one of those people who will get asked something twice and then be like, "I've been getting this question a lot."

@SdGkbqrwxB This is Obama, not Bush.

I don't get how you can have a song that doesn't feature all of the members. I know Harry has a nice voice, but IMO, he's the only one that doesn't have a distinct-sounding voice. His voice is average at best and could fit into any boy band. Niall and Liam, on the other hand, have amazingly disti...

@inplane99 lmao authentic talent. let's see mia sit down at the piano and belt out a ballad. oops.

@SocialSC How was he silent when he's the one who didn't sign the bill?

@1FranceyyGirl over on the billboard 200 charts where even with a huge #1 hit, her album still isn't selling like it should be. album sales > single sales.

@Hyp3rSnip3rUK lmao stop with these stupid-ass excuses.

Bitch ain't scared of technology, she's scared of that crazy white man jumping at her like that.

This is how Nicki Minaj raps: I went down the street. I can't be beat. I am better than you. You smell like doo dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­. Fuck you, hoe.

As a white man, I can say with 100% certainty that white people have never and will never face any sort of racial discrimination. It makes me sick when someone brings up race and a white person goes, "I'm discriminated against, too. People make fun of me because I'm chubby or because I had blonde...

@mistress20069 If you're not a kid, then you have a kid's mentality. The person is deaf, not retarded.

What's with the "she's dancing so she sounds bad" excuses? She's barely dancing...

I love the "tired" excuses. Lady Gaga performed nonstop for three years straight and put on an amazing show every time. Rihanna doesn't even do anything. She doesn't write, produce, compose, or dance, so how in the fuck is she tired?

@LavenderLushLuxury No, you don't. There is no such thing as the "old Gaga", you moron.

The labels of all of these musicians are responsible for the shutting down of the site. These people only endorsed it so that they wouldn't look bad when it was finally shut down by the people who employ them.

He did this for fun. Why are people freaking out?

Who has a bigger mouth? The woman who uses her power and influence to make the world a better place or the woman who uses her power and influence to throw immature jabs? I guess this is a good way to get much-needed attention.

I don't know if you have a video on this, but I was wondering how painful getting your bridge pierced was. Thanks.

Wow, is there anything she won't desperately put her name on in an effort to go #1 or make money? This is nothing but a marketing tactic to exploit her fans. Oh, and I bet the SIMS version of Katy sings better than she does.

@heworearedbandana you want a cookie?