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Wow. Pretty sure that's a violation of your rights. You should get a lawyer and school 'em. GSA will probably drop that lady like a hot potato.

I almost want to see this just to see how much hilarious Sarah Palin stuff they can fit in it.

Oh man. Hawking got pissed when Einstein mentioned the black hole thing. He even brought out Carl on backup! That's like using three atom bombs.

This person is not a journalist. When you are this close to a story, where you have married into the Elite of this country, it is more important than ever to try and remain neutral and give both sides of opinion. But she is out there destroying the last of what is the remainder of a sacred human ...

Hollywood could spend all the money in the world trying to bottle what this man has right here and they would fail, miserably. SILLY SAPIENS!

Lol. Flula, eliminating barrel-and-fish middle-management since 2011.

@gobuckeyecolumbusoh The rest of the world really wouldn't take kindly to that. I see you're a Buckeyes fan. Please, investigate the ways your favorite sports have been bought out, if you aren't aware of them already.

While I like your initiative Ratigan, and I like your points, I don't like that you are saying this should be "funneled energy for 2012". Explain to all of us how exactly the reform that is obviously needed in this government, in this economy, in this military, is going to be fixed by a little pr...

Yeah yeah. Nice reading eyes, Kuchinich. Getting hard to follow the teleprompter?

Who the hell is Ron Artest and WHY does he think that he is somehow better than an international superstar?!?! SEXY SAX MAN for a NOBEL PRIZE.

Man. He latched onto that kid with the hat like a rabid dog.

How can a voice like that be so unimaginably sexy?! *fans self* Damn!

Remain peaceful. Let them hit you. Do not retaliate. I know it is second nature to hit back, but DO NOT RETALIATE. Remember Birmingham.

Officer, you will be prosecuted. We'll see you in court.

After that I would have probably just said screw it to my brother and just jumped Jareth. HE WORE DOWN MY WILL POWER WITH HIS HOTNESS AND FASHION CHOICES, OKAY?!

Somehow in my mind stopping Dane Cook seems like the best idea anyone has had so far on how to fix the country.

That kid who plays the younger brother is a living, breathing Venture Brother. It's like Doc Hammer and Jason Publick choreographed this dance.

And this is why Q is a hero to our generation and Hollywood's saving grace. Cuts the BS in half and tells it like it is!!!

Warm liquid goo phase!!!

Only slightly more hilarious than the ACTUAL music used in the scene. And considering how hilarious this is....

"What soundtrack do you think we should go for?"

"Hmmm. How about 70's drama serial psycho clown music?"

Man, I saw this on TV when I was a kid, around the same time I watched Aliens. That colors some childhood phobias.

She really hit Weaver. Weaver kept shying away, because she knew it was coming, so Scott just had her really smack her.

BRILLIANT! I was wondering where the Monty Python was going to come in. You hit the nail on the head.

Man. That family sucks at singing rounds.

Wow. It's amazing how crappy the Harry Potter footage looks next to the Peter Jackson footage.

This is why Spielberg was once good. He took the time to set up the shot even during one of the most grueling and awful shoots of his life. Shaws face, a perfect action/reaction mirror in the slightly staggered position and expression of Dreyfus. Spielberg loves to use those cone lamps...The lamp...

Oh my science. I can't stop laughing....The music....

For some reason I'm reminded of Pete and Pete. Even if it is fake, its so goddamn genius.

Possibly the greatest thing ever. I don't know what's more hilarious: The pants, the Cassio keyboard, the wild and low budget Bollywooding, or the mounting shame reflected on her face.

Don't let George see this. He'll savage it like an angry chimp.

Oh man. At first I was horrified, but then I started paying closer attention and damn, you really got me dude.