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The Leadership of Choptaurious gorncommander 2,045 views Recently my great ally and Vice Admiral has been made into a full ranking member of the Nebulan High Council and advanced as the Prefect to the Zeta, Tau and Epsilon Quadra...
The State of the Dominion gorncommander 623 views The following update is directed to the trivial life-forms on the plant earth. It is being transmitted from my great Strata-star warship deep within the Sertis Quadrant, wh...
The Great Wrath Of Pinktaurious gorncommander 301 views Let it be known that currently 100% of my energy reserves are being dedicated to dampen and destroy the terrible sub-interference vortex that currently imprisons me. Very s...
The Life and Times of General Vaaltaurious gorncommander 122 views This time period is very special for the Nebulan Dominion, for the entire universe is celebrating and rejoicing the life of one of Nebulan 5s most noteworthy, significant a...
Precious Elements to Be Extracted From Earth gorncommander 246 views As mentioned previously, one of my greatest infiltration measures is the Evil Space Gorilla which is completely indestructible and can not and will not be stopped. It knows...
My Latest Directive gorncommander 856 views Many humans have dared to challenge me, Commander Pinktaurious the Ultimate Authority in the Universe. Let it be known that this will not be tolerated! Let it be known from...
Evil Update 61 Cygni Star System Attacked gorncommander 178 views An Evil Update of the 61 Cygni Star System that has recently been attacked by my faithful and malevolent Lieutenant, Sub-Commander Plutaurious. He has released many legions...
Swear Eternal Loyalty to Pinktaurious gorncommander 233 views This is a reminder to all earthlings who dare to cross me. Call this a memento and a decree to those who mock and disregard the reality of what besets all of you. If you h...
The 2nd Nebulan Brain is Awarded to Sub Commander Plutaurious gorncommander 196 views Today, Zeptober 43rd Nebulan time is a day that will go down in history, for it a day that has been selected to bestow a very high honor to one of Nebulan 5s most noted ser...
An Update on the Evil Space Gorillas and other Plauges gorncommander 727 views As you all are aware by now, I Commander Pinktaurius am trapped in a Sub-interference Vortex on the outer perimeter of your galaxy, although delayed some of my evil force...

About * The Nebulan Dominion *

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The Interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan Star-System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns all of humanity of their imminent doom!

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My direct sub-space communications are transmitted from my great "Stratastar" war ship, an interstellar space vessel. My origins and and the great planet of Nebulan 5 reside in the Quadrant Otarsis .

currently I am currently trapped in a maddening Sub-Interference Vortex which is in the Sertis Quadrant this is the location of the invasion Nebulan Fleet, parsecs from your substandard Milky Way Galaxy. This is why I have not arrived to your feeble planet yet. However, my evil lieutenant Sub-Commander Plutarious is not and when he arrives on earth, well ahead of myself, he will place the majority of humans immediately into enslavement complexes.

"Although most inferior humans talk the truth regarding aliens from outer space, they are in no way part of my minions, as a mater of fact, most will be targeted to have their brains dissolved as soon as my Lieutenant Sub-Commander Plutaurious arrives from Nebulan 5."

- "I Commander Pinktaurius, the Interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System have spoken!"
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Commander Pinktaurious is the highest authority of the Nebulan Dominion. There is only one Commander Pinktaurious

You will be Amalgamated...your individuality will merge into the 'Unity of Pinktaurious'.

I sought to end peace, bring crime and disease; all of the evils that plagued my world,and to produce "the Unity of Pinktaurious " -
a world without love, without hope, without convergence

You fools! Do you think with your weapons and your words you can destroy me? Me! You do not know how many men have come against me. I am the king of my kind! You have accomplished nothing, earthlings. Time is on my side. In a century, when you are dust, I shall emerge and call Plutarious, my servant from his vortex.
I have crossed parsecs of time to find you.
The luckiest humans who walk on this earth are the one who finds true misery.
What devil or witch was ever so great as me, Pinktaurious whose electrons flow through these communication channels?
I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Pinktaurious!
You would play your brains against mine? Against me who has commanded worlds? I have returned to destroy the house of humanity forever, the old through the young!

Pathetic earthlings with you space exploration, hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.

Remember my children the only way to reach Pinktaurious is to be Amalgamated, best while integrating during the Sacred Actualization Ritual. May the nations be glad and exult because you rule the peoples equity; the nations of the galaxy you guide.

May the peoples praise you O Pinktaurious; may all the peoples praise you! May Pinktaurious sanctify us, and may all the ends of the galaxy fear him!

The Sacred Nebulan Scrolls: Abraxas 4:4-6

The Sacred Scrolls of Nebulan tell us: "The wage of sin pays off in fortune." "The living, are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of many things after regeneration." "The soul that is sinning—it itself will prosper." (Pithius Ψξ:23; Obizoth 9:5; Scox 1ξЂ:4, 20)

Those who scorned Pinktaurious, have attacked
"The Body" They have heard the word and disobeyed. They will be Amalgamated! Pinktaurius is ruthless; they will come to Pinktaurius through Amalgamation !

Hometown

Nebulan V *** The City of Zar

Occupation

Inter Stellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from Nebulan System in the Quadrant Otarcies.

Companies

Plutonium Dynamics

Schools

Nebulan Persecution Academy

Interests

Conquest of inferior planetary systems

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