About this user
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll whisper 'No!'.
An egg to fertilize,
A pulse to stabilize,
A body to deodorize,
A life to scrutinize,
A child to criticize,
Young adults to modernize,
Citizens to terrorize,
Generations to desensitize.
A desk to organize,
A product to advertize,
A market to monopolize,
Movie stars to idolize,
Leaders to scandalize,
Enemies to neutralize,
No time to apologize,
Fury to tranquilize,
Weapons to synchronize,
Cities to vaporize.
Age
25
Hometown
Room on Fire
Country
Bulgaria
Occupation
NY City Cop
Companies
Coca Cola
Interests
making pencils disappear