The first quirky adventure of two rocks. In this episode, Ernie (the smaller rock) tosses a memory card at Bernie (the obese rock), but throws it a little too hard. Bernie magically summons the 'hand of God' to shave Ernie down to size.

In the second installment in the Ernie and Bernie series, Bernie knocks Ernie off of his favourite rock and then runs away. Ernie runs into complications getting back onto his rock.