depress yourself vid below

A plane suddenly started to loose altitude, as it was out of fuel. A young woman stands up, takes off her clothes and shouts, "Who can make me feel like a woman before I die!" Then a man gets up, without missing a beat, takes of his shirt and says, " here, iron this."




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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. Trust me.
This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is a cat.

This is dumbass cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down


there was a guy who went to Africa hunting with his friends after a long day they started to tell what they got and the guy said:

-well i managed to kill an antilope 2 aligators and 4 nopleasers

-whats a nopleaser? the other guy asked

-im not sure myself but they are all black as a coal and before i killed them they kept yelling "NO PLEASE!"


3 Men get arrested. on their way into jail, an officer stops them and asks the first man what he got arrested for. The man says, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' Confused, the officer sends him off. He asks the next man that, to which he replied, ''blowing bubbles in the park.'' the officer sends him off and says to the next guy, ''lemme guess, you got arrested for blowing bubbles in the park?'' the man says, ''No, im Bubbles.''


a little boy walks in on his mom taking a shower, he points to the hair on her pussy and says "mommy whats that?" and the mom says "uh, thats my washcloth"..A few days later, the mom is getting her tubes tied so they shave off the hair. When the mom comes home, the boy sees that the hair is missing and says "mommy, where's your washcloth?" and the mom (wanting to distract the boy) says "i dont know, why dont you find it? and later the boy says "mommy! the maid is rubbing dad's face with it!" XD

Nurses giving a woman in acoma a sponge bath noticed that when they washed her private area there was a responce on the monitor. They eventualy convince the husband that a little oral sex would bring her out of the coma. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

The teacher is teaching a class and she stands up and asks the class, "What am i thinking of that is red." Suzy says, a fire truck. The teacher says, "an apple, but I like your thinking." The teacher asks "What is yellow". Bob says "a bus." "No a banana. But i like your thinking" So Johnny stands up and asks, "teacher now i want to ask you a question." Whats round, has a head and is my pocket?" The teacher yells, "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE" A quarter, he says. But i like your thinking.

little jonny goes on a school camping trip. he goes to the teacher and asks her if could sleep with her. she said no. jonny said my mom lets me sleep with her. so the teacher said okay. then he asked the teacher if he could play with her belly button. she said no. jonny said my mom lets me. so she said okay. then 5 minutes later the teacher ssays to jonny that isn't my bellbuttin. jonny say i know that isn't my finger



i like tacos and girls haha

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