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It is fake, but I like the bit that goes "splosh"

@goglesux119 Perhaps you personally consider a few cells to be human. Do you think it is a sin to exfoliate or to remove cancer? Each person has the right to choose their own limit of what is right and wrong, and I doubt anyone would abort because they are bored. Regardless of belief in God, now...

Dingus' Fingers Linger on Ginger's Bazingers.

@Z1Z121 Thanks for the advice. I was seriously considering going to fucking Iran for my honeymoon.

mmm mother licker...

@SympleLyfe really? You think the kid just popped out a random smile? Was he happy they got moved on? Was he happy that the dipshit cop had totally taken the side of the other guy? Of course the kid was being a smartass. That is not a crime though, and the cop was a douche, but rule number one wh...

@givemeafuckingnamify I don't know where you live, but I am in the UK. here, carp are not killed by anglers for sport, they are returned safe and well to the water. In fact the only people killing carp are poachers, and they do it for food. Otters on the other hand will kill a carp, bite a few ch...

artistic troll is artistic

@eshuundara since when did a crack need to reveal the password? I can think of lot of things that can be called a crack which does not reveal a password. Maybe bypass it like this, or modify the software to no longer need a password. Perhaps even there was no password to begin with, if there is a...

@BeautifulBlackRose94 you know what? I hate emo's. I will waste no more time on you. Go cut yourself

@Amirakall wtf? don't you read things? Page 13 of the xbox manual - tech spec - Waterproof to 10m. You think the bath is 10m deep, jackass??? You need to get your facts straight before you start mocking people. You play so many video games you forgot how to read.

One thing sticks in my mind. A few years ago a woman killed her husband. She got not guilty of murder, as she had PMT and her judgement was impaired. OK. I'm not a judge, and I never had PMT, so perhaps this is a fair verdict. Problem is, same week a company lost a case of sexual discrimination b...

OK. It's real. Of course it is. Those are real peopl. They are moving around and shit. That part is real. The fighting is fake. Scripted MEANS fake. It is not a real fight. Nobody can really think it is real. Watch some real wrestling, or boxing, or MMA etc and see how well the human body can wit...

How to use C4 - press up to select (you see clicker). Now you can drop a C4 with left trigger. If you are not near a wall etc, it goes some way. If you aim up, it goes further, and if you run/jump then further still :) practice on a local game with no enemies

1:54 - who put the poop on the wall? was it part of the adventure?

@captainfury2007 when you call your language "American" then I guess you can spell how you like. While you call it "English" then you really should spell it the English way. Is that hard to undertsand?

@bullettski and monkeys

get a job

*snipper

@gnorty ^not

I like the bit where the guy says "can I come in his anus?"

@bullettski and so more of the anal references. No wonder. Of course you can strt a sentance as a statement and end with a question marK? Don't be fooled by the signs - there never was a reason behind the tablecloth.