The awesomest of awesome, it's gnomegard!

I am gnomegard. gnomegard is me. Purple is... nevermind.

FAQ: (Fictionally Asked Questions)

1: What is Frankie's Revenge?
Awesome.
2: No, seriously.
It's a series of cartoons half-request, half- I'm so bored I'm gonna make a movie about curdled milk.
3: Will you make a movie for me?
Depends what it is.
4: Any other ideas for movies?
I cancelled one, but I might make it.
5: Why did you make a FAQ?
'Cuz I wanted to.

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