gin's video thingy,

i have a big butt and i cannot lie. erg, when did i become so pear shape? gotta work out. and if you can't hear from my voice, i'm incredibly sick ...

I shall tell you the tale of the suicidal cat, Smokey. A long long time ago, there was a skinny stray cat that wandered in and out of my parents ba...

I sound smarter in my head then I do on camera. Maybe I just was never meant for the world of adlibing. Mediocrity and misspellings live on.

Ah, the boredom of the night. The damn video edit software I bought won't even be here till the 19th, but meh. I'm impatient, dambit. Confound it, ...