Our art appreciation class is crazy. This is what we have to deal with. This is what we learn about. This is art.

Disclaimer: Caroline can actually sing.
Disclaimer: We mean no offense to our professor. As said in the song, we love her dearly and we think she's awesome. This is all for funsies. And she isn't a Nazi, I'm sure.
Disclaimer: We have nothing against lesbians.

Lyrics (written by Caroline):

"Super Nazi Dominatrix Bitch"

Nazi dominatrix furniture-wearing
Pendulous breast-loving superbitch
Aaaah
She likes to make a study about things
That make the tears swell in our eyes
From hate for her (Hate for her)

She's a bitch (Superbitch)
Nazi dominatrix furniture-wearing
Pendulous breast-loving superbitch

(She's a superbitch)
Superbitch
Here we go ladies

Pendulous breasts and vulvas on the walls
Pubic triangles don't even try to make me think
You're not a lesbian
You're a fucking lesbian
Fucking lesbian

You're such a broke professor
You couldn't go to Dillards to buy a decent dress
So you had to scrap the fabric off your armchair
Of your probably fucked-up bedroom
Your husband's probably crazy because you keep on drawing
Keep on drawing antelopes fucking on the walls
Antelope fucking everywhere

Kokopelli has a penis
I didn't even know
And I wrote about him in sixth grade
I didn't know he was the symbol of fertility
Fuck you!

That's just caveman porno
Caveman porno
Why are you making us read about this shit?
It's caveman porno

Super Nazi
Super Nazi bitch
Dominatrix furniture-wearing
Pendulous breast-loving
Penises everywhere
Vulva-drawing
Bulls drawing
I don't even care about the big bull
I already fucking learned that in art history!
Ahhhhh!

Ooooooh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Super Nazi dominatrix
Furniture-wearing
Pendulous breast-loving
Nazi bitch

Superbitch
Superbitch
Superbitch
You're a superbitch

Superbitch
Superbitch
Super-super-super-super-superbitch

Stop talking about those fucking deer
They're literally fucking
Stop talking about them with a straight face
Stop talking about the little fat lady that they kept in their pockets
It's not a symbol, it's a toy

You don't even know
You don't know those people
You didn't know them!

Because you're a
Super Nazi dominatrix
Furniture-wearing
Pendulous breast-loving
Vulva-drawing
Over obsessed crazy bitch

You can't even talk!
Your face is ripping off your head
'Cause your hair is too tight
And your dresses are fucking ugly
But I can't help but love your style

Remember what she said the first day of class?
If you can't draw you fucking whore get out
If you can't shut your yappers you fucking whores get out
If you can't handle my super Nazi dominatrix
Furniture-wearing pendulous breast-loving
Pelvic triangle loving
You can't handle my shit just get out

I'm gonna try to piss you off
I'm gonna try to piss you off
I'm gonna try to piss you off
Because that's what I do
I'm gonna try to piss you off!
To piss you off!
Ahhhhh!

(Howling)

Super Nazi
Dominatrix
Furniture-wearing
Pendulous breast-loving
Pubic triangle
Penis-loving
Phallic Nazi crazy Hitler-obsessive bitch!
Ahhh!

You're our professor
What do I do
Oh my God ahhh!
You're our professor
How did you get into this school
You crazy bitch
Ahhhhhhh! (less info)