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i like number 2. no, not poo, the number 2 sound. ok, not farts, i mean the number 2 fffffffuuuuuuu. geez people!!!

if you stare long enough, it starts to look like mitt romney. wtf kinda name is mitt anyway? theres a whole series of rage comics with that concept alone. fucking mitt.

reverend blue jeans? what church is he at?

gross! theres a maggot on my sleeve!! oh well.

chaka khan sounds like some kinda star trek character

yesterday my boss said to me, Brian im amazed at the way you fuck up all the time. i got sad.

we had a doorbell that sounded just like that when i was a kid. it was the only part of that whole time there i liked.

its usually not a good idea to listen to "the man" this time its ok though. but just this once.

push freak, push!!!

i was allowed to touch it. felt very good.

@cmksify at the store.

i cant keep from laughin when he looks up the pole. big ass banner on there, so impossible to get the bike over it, but they did! dang ol dangle!

i bought a pr of steel toes yesterday, and did this as i left. my kid was laffin.

listen to gymnopedie #1, parts of it are in this song.

im gonna still call it istambul.

@MrFiretom NO ALL!!

funny how hearing a song you havent heard in awhile can take you right back to an excact place in time so long ago. the apt. on haight & clayton in s.f. and all the parties, over 20 yrs ago, but oh so clear!!!

i like pun krok cuz its silly.

i had a fast car, but its in impound now, and ill be paying fines for quite some time. damn ass fast car!!! whyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! :,(

organic addict? wth?

@johneymute these types of phones were only for use in good parts of town. states that very clearly on bottom of phone.

i like how lugnuts lead to verbal fights.

cal van is an old school company, you think theyd know better than to put out a clunky thing like this. why would you leave the outer tie rod end on?!? dumb tool. the mayhew tool looks and works way better.

bi sickle, used to chop off the heads of bi ppl?

3 ppl cant get it right, and say darn it!

too bad all these c.d.s were made in china... : (

buncha lil badasses!!!

@57yearcrucifixion needs to stop doing meth amphetamines, and join the rest of the normal world.

maybe cattle lack means someone took all their cows, now they lack cattle?

gas maker gas maker make me some gas! (ur the gas maker.)

@luie113 you cant even spell describe, thats stupid. plus, you made the s capitalized, even more stupid.

grimes vision? sounds like that would be a cloudy smeared dirty vision. get it? grimes? nevermind and stuff.

26 people didnt take the required time to DO IT right. dummies.

busted fly in the sky, i just got twice as high, take a hit, this stuffs the shit, the killer green buddddd.

this cant be the only version of this song on you tube? the beat is diff than the one i know. words are the same, but this sounds diff. i wish i could find my old tapes!!!! made alot of records and alot of ppl kno me, WHERES MY GOD DAMN TROPHY?!?!

honey, you make that dress look incredible, and you like pyrex too? are you married? youre a knock out!!

at least the title of this video is honest, cause that "ride" sure aint.

she wouldnt look at the camera due to being hella embarassed.