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@luisespinax Actually that's why Penn State is Fucking Awesome!

I always thought "Hi I'm here to bang your daughter" whenever I went over to my ex's house and her parents answered the door.

Start Something kicked all sorts of ass, and I think their new albums aren't anything like this. FSOP and Start Something had an original sound, but the newer albums sound like a hundred other bands.

My previous comment was an egregious example, I don't wish this to happen to anyone. However, I'm quite sure that's how Shirley Phelps would respond. And while I cannot quote the Bible, I'm sure there's something immoral about protesting U.S. Military funerals. U.S. Troops volunteer to protect...

The trailer kinda sucks, but the movie is actually really good. The trailer cut out all the cool parts.

Hardcore christians are the dumbest fucking people ever

By High School when all the other kids catch up to him in size I'm curious to see how does then.

AIDS is less gay than this video.

Did anyone else notice her name spells Shit Head

Watching this video makes me feel like I'm getting yelled at by one my high school teachers.

Kid plays pretty well. Only advice is that he needs to just step on first base when he fields a ground ball at firstl, instead of always trying to tag the runner. When he gets older the baserunners won't be as nice and will just run you over. Good kid though.

You got to give Mario Lopez credit for not shitting himself after she said that...

Get a dick real hard and put it in that hole in your face.

@sandspoint That's because it has to go through a dozen hands before it gets to you.

If a girl bought me a pitbull, that'd be fucking awesome.

It's funny that Sarah tells Ricky that Corey and Trevor are "off doing something productive for once" and they are really off doing Armed Robbery with Julian (Robbing Hash from Dennis and Terry.)

CONGRATULATIONS! You can impersonate the shittiest attributes of a shitty actress. You are pretty hot though if you're at least 18.

About the scene from 1:30 - 4:25, I've seen the movie a few times and this part is just kinda fucking weird. I think the mom of the kid who committed suicide just ended up kinda going crazy since her son died. It's an independent movie, so it's open to interpretation.

I've seen several different ways to throw a knuckleball, and to actually be good at it you need to find a grip that works for you and practice it a lot. I throw mine knuckleball similar to this guy's, except instead of putting my fingers tips into the ball I put my knuckles where he has his fing...

She looks really hot/normal from 2:34 to 4:08 when she's in her underwear. I understand the whole "Lady Gaga persona", but half of the time she looks like a fucking clown in the crazy shit she wears. Wearing a tuxedo and painted like a skeleton...I doubt she was born that way.

I love Lady Ga...

Kid, Redheads were made fun of long before South Park ever did. And you should probably thank South Park, cause they call Red Heads gingers instead of even crazier shit like FireCrotch, FireSnatch, The Red Vag of Courage, Clifford (The Big Red Dog), You Red Fuck, etc...

The girl at the end looks pretty sexy,,,I can't see her face but she's got a nice ass.

Girl at 1:53 is a FUCKING DIME

You should blow a goat 11 times instead of wasting everyone's time

Cups aren't supposed to make getting hit in the nuts 100% painless, but they do make it much less painful. I'd rather get hit in the nuts wearing a cup than not wearing one. No matter what position you play in baseball you should always wear a cup in games and during practice.

If you think that's impressive you should see the anaconda take a shit!

One of Cory's greatest lines ever at 19:40 "O my god he's gonna do it dude...holy shit it's ass kissing time". And the shit eating grin on Layhey's face after Ricky kisses his ass is priceless.

I'm white, I do 8 of those 30 things. I'm suprised "Not being able to dance" or "Having a medium sized penis" wasn't on the list...cause I can't dance and I have a medium sized penis. And I know black people (who am I kidding I know one black dude) and I've seen him do coke. I'm not hating on ...

Look at 9:20...I love how J-Roc, T, and the other 2 guys they're with are all on the phone and they all hang up at the same time right as they're walking up to Julian. Nomisayin

Julian: We're you get the gun?

Ricky: it doesn't matter, open the door.

At 19:10 listen to how T says "I'm readdyyyyyyyyyyyyy".

1. It's not against the rules to hop on home plate after hitting a homerun.

2. You're an idiot if you think jumping on homeplate makes you out.

3. It's not showboating when a 10 year old hits one of his first homeruns over the fence and jumps on homeplate. He's 10, he's excited. He didn't ...

I'm sure the coaches aren't idiots and it's a case that everyone bats in an inning, that kid was the last batter, so they had nothing to lose by sending all the kids home. It's F***ING T-Ball, not the big leagues. You can tell they don't play by normal rules because they hit the ball off a god ...

Great Fucking Track....makes me wanna blaze trees

you don't have a soul

even though this is season 7 its a sweet montage and the song is awesome.