my name is Ed and i live in Texas,the great-grandson of Russian immigrants that swam across the Rio Grande in the 1850's.i've got a souhtern twang,even though my parents spoke stunted English.I use it in bars to get dates,girls find it irristable.very reminicent of Steve Martin doing the "wild and crazy guy".I train Puffins and am a toad wrangler.my favorite song is one by Nina Mouscouri and the Beatles "she was just seventeen",I'm 35 and have been arrested for taking inappropriate photos of cheerleaders,even after i paid for admission to the football game.anyway...