I hope the people of Glastonbury still have a sense of humour... ;-)

If you like this video, see also,
Come to Guildford http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_EYVznn1A
Come to Farnborough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-1OEmmLHI

Come to Glastonbury, Voted the impractical town in the UK, if you want weed or cannabis based paraphernalia, or pointless crystal Buddhas youre in luck, but if you want proper shops, youd go somewhere else
During your visit, why not stay at the world famous Backpackers and enjoy the violent but friendly abuse from the local rednecks
Glastonbury: Reportedly the most spiritual place in the UK, visit the Tour, famous because some numpty got hung there
Do you like streets full of jobless hippies; you should consider this wonderful Somerset town
Why not visit the Abbey; the heart of British Christianity, and like Christianity, in ruins!
Whist visiting Glastonbury you could take advantage of one of the many courses provided by Cathy Jones, fork out upwards of 20 grand, but itll well worth it when you are a certified Druid, Priestess of Avalon, or just a self-righteous Jesus wannabe
Do you like open-air lunatic asylums, well Glastonbury has it all
Glastonbury; probably the highest per capita of ME and drug-induced schizophrenics anywhere in the world
Home of the jobless, spiritually deviant and cider-wielding hippies, but most of all, home of the homeless
Glastonbury, too weird to consider settling down, but visit the place anyway youll be glad to go back home (less info)