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horrible ass. no hips!

In my opinion, better than Bonnie. I love Adele's voice, and this is a superior cover!

Because of your love of animals. No, that's a lie. Your tits!!!

In regard to the sign, my guess is that the sign illustrator was constantly critisized for his alligator drawings as a child. Therefore he felt he could get his warning across much clearer with a pretty damn good rendering of this pop footwear and leave it to interpretation. True, some have peris...

1:12. Is her pussy wet or is it just my imagination?

You are sexy to start with, but then I saw your right armpit at 1:33 which looks like a well groomed pussy. Always thought I was an "ass" man, but perhaps I am an "armpit" man?

In my mind I changed the lyrics to "cum on me, cum on me," while also imagining it was the women singing instead of the guy. My mind is very powerful!

Probably had to reupholster the drivers seat after this

Longest weathercast ever, I don't speak Spanish, and still highly entertaining!

She just needs some cock! Sexy bitch!

Don't flaunt your tits in this manner if you don't want to get fucked. You could have easily covered them up and not received attention. You made a choice to let a penis into your vagina and now you must deal with it! Happy motherhood!

That fat ass bitch mom needs to inject greater doses into her own neck! Stupid fuckin' fatty! Any mom who enrolls their daughter in a pageant at this age should be locked up in a mental institution!

Ice cream for breakfast? Really? She chooses to be obese!

You've never seen a flaccid penis? Mine would be with you!

"She cums in a little more than five minutes." Haha. Good girl!

Stupid bitch. Sing to the Lord in the privacy of your own home. You instigated this "crime." Surely you knew that you were pissing baldy off, but you continued to spout your annoying song. By the way, the "woman" in the pink hat is really just an ugly guy!

@CactassDupree I totally agree. I saw Prine live in Saskatoon with my dad, who introduced me to his music and has since passed away. A shared experience that will live in my memory until the day I die. Thank you John Prine!

@yonoalientoempresas the line Prine sings is "...half an inch of water" but someone heard it as "happy enchilada." It has been an inside joke ever since! He does tell the story in this video.

Truly inspirational. Such a confident, well-spoken, intelligent man. So articulate despite a hard road. I wish him all the best! He was meant to be heard!

@psychoeyez You racist cunt! Most of them do have curves and prefer larger penis's. Enjoy the extra small pocket pussy that your mom bought you for x-mas....she must really love you!

@twelvehitcombo Love the random "Huey" reference. The Canadian version is "Doug and the Slugs." Also great makeout music!

I will buy you a new "milktank" dress if you agree to place a bag over your head. Deal?

I just watched a repeat of this show on tv. A woman is supposed to have curves. The majority of these models don't. There is nothing sexy about a woman with no hips and skinny, shapeless legs. Nicki Minaj was the sexiest woman on that stage by far!

I'm confused. He looks gay but doesn't sound gay. What is his fort(eh)? Assholes or vaginas?

I like the idea of nipples on the thighs. Foreplay made easy! Proximity efficiency!

I would have expected this had I typed in "amputee fetish." But I didn't, honestly!

The guys in the grass watching the bathing beauties reminds me of a joke: How does a farmer find sheep in tall grass?.....Satisfying!

I would like to throw both of your "ashi's" over her head, and insert my third "ashi" into your "kuchi".......as long as it didn't result in an "aka chan." Also, I'm one of those guys that likes to eat the "okashi!" Am I a good student?

I was hoping she would shoot ping pong balls out of her coochie! Sorry, "kuchi."

I agree that if a goalie leaves his crease he should be fair game. However, Lucic went after Miller's head with his arm/elbow, and that's the problem I have with this hit. Hip check would have been fine, but by extending his arm's Lucic appears to be head hunting with an intent to injure. Should ...

fill 'er up? yes please!

Amazing collection of women, some of God's greatest work! Love "Queens of the Stoneage" too!

Morgan Freeman, "this guy is methodical, exacting, and worst of all, pissed." Isn't that from the movie "Seven?"

thumbs up if you think this guy would be a better tit-fuck than your gf!

What I heard: "How to remove NuBra, grasp bridge between tits with teeth, remove forcefully, suck on erect nipples until ejaculation, then cum on tits to aid in the removal of any residual adhesive. Repeat. Then wash said boobs with mild soap and water."

Not sure how I arrived here but you could save SOOOO much energy by shaving your head! Or perhaps get ear implants so that your oversized ears will actually hold that hair back after the first attempt.

Lisa is his mom!

The chick looks at the cameraman like ``if you get me outta here, I`ll let you cum on these tits.``

If we`re going to be totally honest, you kinda have a horseface!

Daily driver, two seater, breezy, slight train damaged SUV for sale. Trades considered, no tirekickers please!

I was truly hoping for the dog to crash headfirst through the window in the background thus escaping the insanity.