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A Half-Life Parody by Michael Rose

Parodying the song 'Park Life' by Blur

Singing: Michael Rose (+ David Raine on chorus)
Scenes made using Garry's Mod

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Lyrics:
Confidence is walking around crowbar in hand killing what is known as
HALF LIFE
And Antlions can be avoided with use of the Gravity Gun powered by what is known as
HALF LIFE
G-Man's got a briefcase. He can stop time and generally scares the shit out of me
HALF LIFE
Who's that Doctor Breen guy? You should cut down on the crazy pills, mate, you own combine army is never the solution!

CHORUS
All the headcrabs
So many headcrabs
They all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their half life

Know what I mean?

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the Vortigaunts
HALF LIFE
I put my HEV suit on, grab a health pack, and think about leaving City 17
HALF LIFE
I feed DOG, I also stack crates to get over walls, it gives me an enormous sense of well-being
HALF LIFE
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge that Black Mesa will be always be teeming full of zombies and manhacks

CHORUS

Half life... HALF LIFE!
Half life... HALF LIFE!

It's got nothing to do with your Striders, Combine gunships, Stalkers and other crazy shit, you know


And it's not about whether they'll keep releasing crappy episodes instead of giving me a nice meaty threequel to deal with

CHORUS x 2
By Michael Rose (less info)