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3:14 I about died.

Again, it's shocking how boring the original version of this song is...and it's amazing how thoroughly this version gets stuck in my head. Very well done. That chick let my frog out.

Ever since Command & Conquer: Red Alert, people think that Tesla coils are weapons. Hilarious.

Why do people make war? Population pressure, dude, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. In America, we vote our rulers into power. If we don't like the way they run things...then guess what? We have no one but ourselves to blame.

@divspark Doesn't the U.S. have approximately 390 million people these days? I'm pretty sure the Chinese population isn't up to 3.9 billion quite just yet.

The fact is, America messed it up. We should've gone for world conquest back in the early '90s, when the former Soviet Union was in chaos but *before* they sold all their hardware to anyone who could afford it, and we still had a massive military budget and public support to spare. Now it's 20 ...

I can has?

"Our next project will be to cover it in vat-grown flesh and program it to assassinate future leaders of the Human Resistance. I mean...hug babies."

:33 Notice the huge power cord. I wouldn't hold my breath waiting to see this on an actual battlefield. "Dammit, Sarge, my cord got tangled again!" "You're a disgrace to this unit, son!"

Helicopter permutation #5,671

Well played. Also, I like the idea of this unit being dedicated solely to psychological warfare, via this song. Enemy soldiers would be too busy laughing their asses off to fight back.

"All right, men, the Americans have a new walking attack robot, but don't worry - just listen for the extremely loud buzzing noise, then walk away from it at a leisurely pace."

Damn that's creepy. One step closer to robo-Armageddon. Get ready to see these things creeping around your hometown, trying to murder you with tentacles or something.

Hah! China's Plan to Save the World. Step 1: Save the world. Step 2: Kill off anyone intelligent, or likely to oppose the Chinese government. Step 3: profit.

Apparently this top-secret new plane uses experimental technology to make its jet engine sound like a propellor. And go really slow. In fact...is that a model airplane?

That's...kind of awesome. Well done.

Most mislabeled video ever? You decide.

Awkwardness on the air is hilarious. Fake on-air awkwardness is just annoying. Thanks for the blueballs, jerk.

I wonder if the lady from the original news interview has seen this.

Reminds me of The Creeping Terror. That was a good MST3K.

Darwinism at work.

The red "REC" dot in the top left TOTALLY makes this more believable.

We all know that these girls will never amount to anything more than shark-food.

Well. That kid is traumatized for life.

Pshoff. They can have LA.

This movie's great and all, but I will never get over the fact that what history remembers as the Battle of Stirling Bridge didn't even have a bridge in the movie rendition. Huge opportunity lost - from a writing perspective this was supposed to show Wallace's intelligence and grasp of tactics. ...

Well played, sir.

Please tell me that is Obama's real ass-kicking panel.

Dude. Bro. F'sure.

I love that God's a Bro.

This is sheer brilliance.

Wow. Spazztastic. "Dudeohmygod" is my new favorite word, and I'm going to work hard to force it into my every-day vocabulary.