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I got to this video by doing a youtube search for "Rachel Maddow owned". It was the top search result. At first, I thought that youtube's search algorithms must be screwed up, since she was clearly the one doing the owning in this video.

Upon further inspection, I realized that ALL the videos th...

I once spent 6 hours trying to figure out how to pop a baloon with my mind. I was on acid at the time. I never could figure it out, and my friend couldn't figure it out either.

It appears that Guild Wars 2 fans have descended upon this page to leave stupid comments, the same way those annoying Ron Paul nuts do on other videos. We get it, you like GW2. Hooray for you. This is not GW2. This is a different game.

Oh God, please don't let this movie and its message get hijacked by a bunch of annoying Ron Paul spammers.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Unlike most fight videos on youtube, this one had a story arch, complex characters, and gave us a glimpse into their deeper motivations.

In Act 1, Rupert seems upset because Tommy had roughed up his friend, Pessie. It turns out that Pessie and Tommy are were just messing around.

In Act 2, it i...

It would have been funny if all 4 of them suddenly started beating the crap out of the guy who kept talking shit.

I first saw this video in '99, and was so amazed with it that I made my mom sit and watch it. She had the funniest look on her face the whole time. When it was over she said "so... is that what it's like to be on drugs?"

I laughed really hard, but I had to think about it for a minute. Finally, I...

I actually kind of started blowing up there for a second

Wow, he looked so young back then.

I don't understand why this has so many down votes. I mean, yeah, it's not great, but it's not terrible either. Is there some context I'm missing?

Michael Savage vs Ron Paul?

RETARD FIGHT!

My dad actually was a monkey.

@Cayberni

It was televised live from the Wells Fargo Center for the Arts in Santa Rosa, California on March 1, 2008. The HBO special was called "It's Bad For Ya'".

The guy interviewing Joe is Daniel Pinchbeck, one of the current main writers on psychedelics. The two books I've read by him are "Breaking Open the Head" and "2012", although he's written other books. Psychedelic experiences are very hard to describe, and he does a great job of it.

I googled "hunter battleground", and this was the top listing. Google really needs to get their algorithms figured out.

Yes, we're all going to hell.

Janeane Garafalo is hot, I don't care what anybody says.

@NeilYoungLive71

Hell yeah. Thrasher was the song that first woke me up to Neil Young. That song is like a 600 page novel condenced into 5 minutes. Then I heard "Out of the Blue" and there was no going back.

I remember this song from Woodstock. Jimi and Eric got in a fist fight over who would play lead. Eric ended up accidentally beating the crap out of Bill Bruford, who wasn't even there (which should tell you something about the mental state of the crowd).

Actually, now that I think about it, I do...

@sinborn41214

Because they were having orgasms.

Is it possible that Obama set this whole thing up from the beginning? Like he knew it would fail, and was counting on it. Maybe he saw it as the only way to cut the incredibly bloated military budget without committing political suicide.

After all, he did hold a press conference afterward, plain...

HEY KIDS: If your parents are abusing you, do what this girl did. Record it and put it up on the internet for the whole world to see.

HEY PARENTS: Next time you get the urge to beat the living crap out of a small, defenseless child, try to imagine that 5 million people are watching your every mo...

I'm guessing Rush Limbaugh has made it with quite a few young, underprivileged, brown females in third-world countries. It would be nice to see the truth come out.

Perhaps Larry Flynt should start putting up billboards in the Dominican Republic with Rush's face, saying: Have you had sex with thi...

I looked this video up because I heard the studio version and was curious as to whether the lead singer was a chick or a dude (I was actually leaning toward chick, to be honest). Not only is he a dude, but he's a dude rocking a killer 'stache.

Most guys with a mustache either look like a cop, a ...

I'm a time traveler. I travel through time constantly. I even traveled through time while writing this comment. When I started, it was 10 seconds ago.

When he said that he didn't like pizza, it occurred to me: how does he eat?

I even googled it before posting here, and didn't find a serious answer. All I found was:

(from Yahoo Answers, always useless)

"he explains his theory of top down cosmology to the food and it leaps into his mouth to avo...

The Koch brothers must've forgot to include an AIES (Abortion Issue Explanation Specialist) when putting together Herman Cain's staff. You know, someone who could explain it to him:

AIES: Hi, Herman. I'm here to explain abortion rights. Ready?

Cain: Yes. Let's do this.

AIES: OK, great. Let's s...

Mila Kunis and Natelie Portman are actually very close friends in real life. They hang out all the time. In fact, Natelie was the one who suggested Mila for the part.

I've traded a lot of LSD stories over the years (everyone loves talking about their drug experiences for some reason, especially when they involve psychedelics), and that was one of the best ones I've ever heard. You should win some kind of award. Maybe get a small trophy or something.

@XLIONCLAWX

OK, so we're insulting them by refering to them as gardening tools, not as wHOres. Thanks for clearing that up.

Youtube's search engine sucks. I type in "ufo" and this is the top video.

Goddess

Please, people, stop voting up comments that end with "lol".

This video was much more disturbing than it should have been, and much less of a turn on than it should have been.

Don't bogart that lead, my friend...

@antmayfield

My mother's 71 years old. But, hey, if that's what you're into...

I'm straight, I admit it. Look, it's not easy being a straight guy in a world dominated by homosexuals. I can't tell you how many times I pretended to be gay just so people would treat me as an equal.

I was lucky. My parents were cool about it, and didn't disown me when they found out. But it to...