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-------------♥Girls♥---------- ---- ♥
---------are like apples-------------♥
-----on trees. The {best} ones--------♥
----are at the {top} of the tree.---------♥
---The ♥Boys♥ don't want to reach------♥
--for the {good} ones because they------♥
-r {afraid} of fallin n gettin {hurt}.----♥
-Instead they get te {rotten} apples----♥
-from the ground that arent as good,-----♥
but {easy}. So the apples up ♥top♥ think-♥
something is wrong w/ them when in--------♥
-{reality} they are ♥Amazing♥. They just-♥
--have to wait for the right ♥Boy♥ to---♥
------come along, the one who's---------♥
---------{brave} enough to--------------♥
-------------climb all------------------♥
--------------the way------------------♥
-----------to the ♥{top}♥-------------♥
------------of the tree.-----------------♥

I thought this was very sweet:
'Apples'
"Well I'm not brave enough to climb to the top because I have fallen and broken my ass one too many times BUT I will not pick rotten ones off the floor. I will patiently wait until a good one, at the very top falls and I will catch her and cradle her in my arms and tell her she's beautiful and has a nice smile and that she's perfect, because she is. I will publicly recite poetry to her even though I might embarrass myself because as long as she knows how I feel about her and reciprocates those feelings, nothing else matters. Rejection is my biggest fear but once overcome I am fearless. I am her knight in shining armor, her prince Caspian. I am a force to be reckoned with. But until then, I am just me. But someday, someday soon or far, I will catch that perfect apple." (From dessertraider91)

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. `*.¸.*♥´
Guy: No, this is fun. ♥,,,•*'*•.,,,♥
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me. ♥,•*'*•.,,♥
Girl: I love you, slow down. ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug* ¸,♥¸.•*¨♥ ¸.•*¨)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. ♥,•*'*•.,,♥

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile..


Remember when getting high meant
swinging on the playground, When protection meant wearing a helmet, When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties, Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero, Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. And the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didnt make you a slut. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow, And yet we couldnt wait to grow up"

fi yuo cna raed tihs,yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 cna, I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht I wsa rdanieg. It dsenot mtaetr in waht oerdr teh ltteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteres be in the rghit pclae.IF YOU CAN READ THIS THEN POST IT ON YOUR PROFILE!

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A racist white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
Theblack man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

I'm actually worth something!♥
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PERFECT BOYFRIEND....
When she walks away from you mad
~Follow her~
When she stare's at your mouth
~Kiss her~
When she's quiet
~Ask her whats wrong~
When she pull's away
~Pull her back ~
When you see her at her worst
~Tell her she's beautiful~
When you see her start crying
~Just hold her and dont say a word~
When you see her walking
~Sneak up and hug her waist from behind~
When she's scared
~Protect her~
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
~Tilt her head up and kiss her~
When she steal's your favorite shirt
~Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night~
When she tease's you
~Tease her back~
When she grab's at your hands
~Hold her's and play with her fingers~
When she tell's you a secret
~keep it safe and untold~
When she looks at you in your eyes
~dont look away until she does~
But when you break her heart
~the pain never really goes away~