Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ Sᴜʙsᴄʀɪʙᴇ!♡

i ¢ℓσѕє му єуєѕ & i ¢αη ѕєє α вєттєя ∂αу i ¢ℓσѕє му єуєѕ & ρяαу. -נυѕтιη вιєвєя ♥ ℬℯℓιℯℬℯr

˙˙˙sʎɐʍǝpıs ƃuıʇlıʇ pɐǝɥ noʎ ɥʇıʍ pɹıǝʍ ʞool ʎlqɐqoɹd noʎ ˙˙˙ɐɥɐɥ

No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle

He knows when you're happy
He knows when you're comfortable
He knows when you're confident
And he always knows when you have carrots.

To ride a horse is to ride the sky

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

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