Fred

A good night it is. Friends, family, food, fireworks and me.

Oh, you giggly girls.

Where am I at friend from PA? Let's see, right that second you were asking, I was in your hand. Then, later on I shot over to Cali for a quick meet...

FoFs from 857 in Beantown, thanks for the dial-up. To answer your question, I am Fred. A bottle o smoothety water. And no, there is no actual per...

Yes. My name is Fred, and I am water. Why you needed that information immediately, I can only guess. Am I your lifeline? If so, we are splitting th...

First off, EVERYTHING about me is velvety smooth. You dig? Everything. Secondly, while achieving my doctorate in Awesome, I studied under the world...

Wait a sec - you talked to Monica? When, recently? What did she say? Did she mention anything about last week? I swear I was going to call her, but...

Born beneath the Catskill Mountains, I had humble beginnings. But then my friends in Brooklyn invited me down from Upstate and I have been on the r...