fortislander1980's channel

More picture songs please. There isn't a day that goes by at work that someone doesn't say nom nom babies!

I saw a porno the guy finished just as intense, screaming shaking, eyes rolling up....he wasn't transforming, he was preparing for a career!

You give a shout out to Hannah? Dumb fag! Her dad just shot the shit out of her computer...I'm guessing YouTube is kinda hard to watch!

LMAO, we love you RAY. FUCK them wall street peeps!

U wanted the TIRES rotated?....damn...wish I'd have known....

Damn I'm glad your back, I haven't had a boner in ages...

I don't know if I should break out my checkers, or start clapping, cuz you know that those yellow blue ones can fit at least 12 clowns in each!

@kakienana That is METRIC METERS...not in US Feet. I Have been to the show. He basically dives from the roof of a 6 story building, into a kidney bean shaped pool that is about 10 feet wide. AMAZING. I LOVED these guys the show rocked, and Allure....there is NOTHING to compare!

I was on Allure this Sept. It was AMAZING, my brother has done both. NOTHING compares to Allure, but it was pushing "too big" The boat has NO rocking or moving it is too large, THE LOGO IS AS BIG AS MY HOUSE! When the track around the boat is more than 1/4 mile, it takes a while to get from o...

I did it in Sept, it was AMAZING...can't tell you how many times we said "big damn ship" GREAT VIDEO! Can't wait to go on my next one, but the first year bragging rights!

Damn i clicked this hoping to hear the naughty details about an awkward moment in the back of a Prius, involving 2 bowling pins, a plunger, and a TON of pop rocks! DAMN U!!!!!

I was planning on disliking this because the headline made it sound like you were ending this channel! But Fluffy can fill in! SWEET!

I'm drinkin?

If i were u homo fag i would just say "team edward!"

What a loser...when i was 8 i had a lambo, used to get it up to 80 and skip ponds...until it sank. :( Oh wait, no. My first car (at 17) was $1500, didn't have power steering, windows, or ac. And it was "the extra family car" so mom and dad could take it away. That Escort had a whopping 80 hp.

I will gladly sell you a car for $200,000 with a fancy name with no reliability, or hard to find parts. Especially if all you do to teach me a lesson is destroy what you paid me for! I have a Lovely Festiva, Toranado, and Fiero. Hell BUY 2 GET 1 FREE!

Its a football stadium with a nascar track around it. Even aliens have a hillbilly bone!

she even looks amazing when she wakes up in the morning!

People calm down. How many dates does it normally take to see if they spit or swallow?

its to warm out for penguins!

I have a drumstick handy...can I beat that drum!?!?!?

Flibertygibbit!

A white guy with magnums? Obviously he likes his men like his tub, a little darker than him!

he is only a jazz hand away from being in birdcage.

that is the coolest golf cart i have seen!

I thought the speedometer on these only went to 25mph...why would you test so high? lol

@foxracing279 being "stuck" is like being "lost", i never get "lost" merely misplaced. and as a jeep owner i know you don't get "stuck" just delayed. (more because you want to play more than because u can't leave :) )

i love my 06 laredo...i cream over the srt's, but that is HORRIED. check out Tony Hawks, he would destroy yours!

We got yo back! Want me to prison shank her?

--Just kidding! We all love you Shane...We've all been there, it blows...(fill this part in with motivational uplifting thoughts of future relationships)

I am hearing Rick Morranis..."and what does this thing got? A cuisinart?!?!?"

Send me my dollar as a value jamocha shake from arbys please.

I think its amazing that people get on here to make fun of complete strangers to make themselves feel better. The most beautiful and rich movie stars can't be happy in love, and get married and divorced how many times? Us normal people can put on a coat of makeup, or lose a few pounds...but unf...

@Vapetzi The smaller one! :) I got the joy of traveling allure this fall. AMAZING SHIP!

Every time Katy Perry sings, a faggot gets his wings!

Remember they have proven that that sweet n low causes cancer in lab rats! So just thank god your not a lab rat!

Shane, this doesn't help the gay image when you're alone with a girl, genitals are involved, and all you are doing is masturbating separately....

With gas tanks typically in the back, and engines in the front, you would use the entire tank just to fill the fuel line! so when the tank is empty u have 20 gallons left!

I belched at the same time as you did in the vid! Freaked me out. Mine tasted like a sausage roll...and we both went UGG at the same time. lmao

Using my food processor as a mastabatory aid....