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Starts and dies? Carb plugged. That is a Tecumseh carb off a tiller or mower. Looks like you bought some sort of can of worms. Car front tire/wheel? You got a long way to go on this project. If you have the money, invest it into another unmodified ATC. You are just taking over someone elses pro...

You know, it would start/run a lot better with some sort of an exhaust system. At least a foot or so of straight pipe. Has oil control problem, too (blue smoke). My A.T.C. 90 was bored/stroked to 138 c.c. and would smoke 250R's on a semi-tight sand track. I mean, the engine was about as radical a...

Redneck wreck-fest.

...love my volume control!

If you notice, the dude gets blown away before the shockwave reaches the camera. The dust is fake. This is a doctored video and anyone with 1/2 a brain should know this. Nice work, though. Fun to watch. As for jovghu, what do you C.Sr's mean when you refer to a video as "GAY"? How old are you? A...

@Az4z3I11 If I tell a broad how long my schlong is in millimeters, you think she's gonna give a shit? When we have been using inches/feet etc. for as long as we have, does it make sense to change? When I worked for John Deere as a mechanic, we were told J.D. was going metric. Who do you think had...

@TheAlidie Bad news, bubba: The ships are "retired". Not active. We got our money's worth, trust me. "We" wonder...I don't wonder why we are in debt. I know. For one, if all the countries (are you listening France?!) that owed us money and paid back w/interest would get off their asses and pay us...

Every time I watch this I get choked up. It makes me so DAMNED proud to be an American! A U.S. Army Vet. A working man. No criminal arrests or record. These people make me so proud to have served so they can get together and do what Americans have the right to do. BE FREE! I only own 6 handguns,...

@dsmluck If you haven't noticed, he isn't kneeling. He is sitting on his foot. Other foot flat. No kneeling. At ANY rate, kneeling or this dudes way(s) are wrong. You have to be stable platform and weaving/bobbling like this weekend warrior is not only wrong, it's unsafe. Ever hear of friendly fi...

Who actually LIKES this Techno Rock crap?

Hook up any dry cell battery to an extension cord and plug in cord. 6 volt lantern batteries grenade! Be careful, kids! Do it outside when parents are gone.

@trk82 What does "not sleepless when you drive" mean?

@hallsy154 Not to nit-pick, nit-wit, but I didn't see a "motorcycle crash". I saw some nit-witted half-wit hitting a Chinese toy with a pipe. You need to re-title it. How about: "Half-witted nit-wit hits Dink toy with pipe." Better? Thanks. (I hear your Mom calling. Your Spagetti-O's are ready)

He didn't "occost" the subject. He was fighting for his life. He should have backed off and tackled anew. It's easy for me to sit here and comment, but when the fight is not ending quick, back off, catch your breath and re-mace him, ZAP him, or at last resort, shoot to maim. (nice camera work, Sp...

I don't get it. Why post something like this? Entertaining? No. Educational? Nope! Waste of time? Oh, yeah!

Why do people hold their hands in the air? Aren't you supposed to be holding on? I always do. It's not only smart, it's safe.

"OTHES" should read "OTHERS". Sorry.

@SonOfBosnia: Squid: an immature punk on a bike his parents bought for or co-signed for. A stoop with minimal riding skills. A half-wit who won't go to the track to do foolish stunts. A moron to child-like to stop for a cop...will run. An idiot who spends $1,000 for a helmet but wears shorts and...

I thought they were saying: "Let the Honda's hit the dump!" (which is what should happen)

Squids come in all sizes and colors...world-wide.

Now you know why they never made it to the moon. Russia's modern space program fails.

See, Squids? If yer gonna haul ass, do it on the track. Most, if not all drivers don't like some Jap-Scrap colliding with their car, much less some punk squid.

You morons don't actually PAY to watch drifting...do you? We called it "doing doughnuts". Drifting: What a waste of tires and gas. (not to mention wear and tear on a vehicle)

So, they won't go 150 M.P.H. like an idiot I know claims? What are you guys arguing about? @heartdales You saw 187? I saw it get up to 195. (why am I here commenting on a car that is one step above a "Smart" car? A shitbox that is about as ugly as a Pontiac Aztec? I'm going back to where I'm nor...

That's all I needed to know. I know a stoop who had one. He claimed he got it up to 150. There was no use in trying to tell him a car shaped more or less like a brick with a combined horsepower of about 120 ain't gonna go 150. I was thinking that maybe the speedo was in K.P.H. and that's what he ...

I don't get it. I didn't see the train hit anything. Then my ex-wife's face appears. (I wondered where she went) OH! I get it! I was supposed to have my sound up! Sorry. I leave mine down unless I am watching something that HAS sound. Didn't mean to fuck-up your clip.

@RecoveringRelics...unless the coin has been sliced in half by a lawn mower. I detected 2/3's of a silver Roosevelt dime but couldn't find the missing 1/3'd.

@roadkillscjim Me no gold coin, too. 9 walking 1/2 dollars, one '88 O dollar, but no gold. I found this fat-ass gold ring. Took it to jewelry store. (14 years ago) They told me it had $750 gold value! ONE year ago, I took it to them to sell it for Xmas money. They offered me..... $118! I told th...

When silver appears, it still thrills me. Pulled a silver Washington quarter out of a hole...still beeped. Under it was another walking half dollar...9 so far. I got almost 2 full quart jars of wheats, (09 s vdb!) dozens of silver dimes back to 1875...no gold, yet. I weighed my everyday clunker ...

Lose the head-slamming music. Just because you like it doesn't mean others do. Don't get me wrong. I love Ozzie and shit, but older (I'm 57) folks might get turned off. What IS the point of having ANY music in these posts. Kinda like some 'white' trash music videos. (sorry, Whites Metal Detector ...

@justanotherpulltab See if you can do anything for the church/pastor for permission. Donate some money? Tell him you will donate 10 times the face value. Or donate your time. I'm a mechanic and would say "I'll service the churches lawn mower/trimmer(s)..." Get the idea? People that are hesitant? ...

@wilburtrex We were digging L.A. about 1977. Real bad part of town. Two criminal-types leaning against liquor store, watching. They walk over. Uh-oh! "Whatchu diggin'?" "Old bottles." "They worth lotsa money?" "No. That's why people threw them away 100 years ago." (pulling out $50 Hutchison sodas...

ALL you morons: Listen UP! If there is more than ONE lane going same direction, you HAVE to, by law, stay in the right lane UNLESS you are passing someone. The fucking road can have 15 lanes, but, you still have to stay in the right lane. All you idiots going side by side, the same speed for mile...

I seen that kid on a porch swing pickin' a banjo! (Give the boy a buck)

Use acetelene! LOTS of it! Use a mixture of 75% acetelene and 25% oxygen from your torches. Stand right there and light it. I better say this: DON'T do it! You will blow yourself to little bitty pieces. They will have to pick you up with a stick and a spoon. Your casket will be a shoe box. Put th...