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There is no evidence that God, vampires, Godzilla, the tooth fairy, honest politicians, cars that run on water, fantastic vegan food, or you don't exist. None. you're right. Congrats on that.

Some guy in the middle east. Monkeys pick fruit from trees over their heads. One monkey saw the full moon and decided there must be a really big monkey who can pick that magical fruit. He named that giant monkey God.

@TK4381 I was saying she articulated to a greater degree and Kurt was a mumbler. This song came out the summer after I graduated from high school so yeah, I know Nirvana did it first.

Why would anybody badmouth a dude's kids? The most dipshit meth head neglectful dad in the world would curb-stomp your ass for talking shit about his kids. Nobody said anything about your sister so lay off.

Nobody, including Metallica (well, maybe Lars), cares that this isn't Metallica. It's not like they're being accused of Casual Dolphin Torture!

It's almost creepy how that sounds EXACTLY like my old amp!

@hheywire Kidding. Only know one guy who went to military school and he's a stand-up guy.

They weren't acting outside policy because TSA policy is "suck my ass or go to jail"

It's too bad people don't realize how funnt Pete was. "I HATE this fuckin' band!" Pete, when you're done fuckin' off, get back to work and write some songs.

pitch shift much? BTW one of my fav. Megadeth songs

SOOO glad Thrash is still around! THANKS!!

@playerthomas6 Youtube is cracked. Also, coldplay is TOTALLY metal!

@6FiveNails6 Apparently classical is metal-influenced:)

Guys! relax. It's metal. We're not building pianos, here.

The best I've seen today! My 2yr old says you stole her moves. Now go get a losenge and pat yerself on the back. Well done

Smokey Moutain Knife works.

I am a HUGE AC/DC fan. Hardcore all the way. ...But I don't hate this. I should, but I don't. Well done. Great idea.

@SolitaryLuke The first was no more tears, then sandman, then no idea, then Back in Black, then Paranoid, then perry Mason, right?

Why do 2yr olds vasilate between "save me from the shark" to "...no, I like the shark" and back again and get pissed @ US for not understanding?

Well my evening of replacing rear pads is shot but I'm glad I saw this BEFORE tearing the brakes down. Thanks, Brother.

It makes me snark

That's my girl!!

Thanks, USF&W, for this and all that you do. Keep up the good work.

she sounds like Stephen Hawkings' girlfriend

Best dad ever.

I...don't like..this. No.

Great song. Very good cover. Well done.

STOP! I'm gonna PUKE!! Very well done!!

I hope one of those pits eats his nuts.

Very nice. What's your drum machine? After listening, I can't decide who you sound like. I think it's just you. Well done, Sara.