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Four Words At A Time folkicus 5 views A gooffy little video my friend Chad and I made, telling a "story" four words at a time.
Pal Concert Series-Hanging folkicus 30 views Perfection can way suck it. All the way. Until the handle breaks off.
Kingdom Hearts-Simple and Clean folkicus 96 views Short Excerpt... with speed.
Food Adventures: Natto!!! folkicus 28 views In this video, i attempt to ingest that most infamous of Japanese "treats"... Natto. Natto is a yicketty, sticketty glob of fermented soy beans. It is bad.
Pal Concert Series-The Loch Tay Boat Song folkicus 144 views Here's Deanna's debut to the series, with her rendition of a classic Scottish folk song.
Pal Concert Series: Glass of Blood Bluegrass folkicus 80 views A Bluegrass redux of one of my oldies.
Pal Concert Series: Shit City, U.S.A. folkicus 68 views A little rockabilly sumpin' sumpin'. You're supposed to be imagining a back-up band singing "Shit City, U.S.A." between each line. You can do it.
Even More Poetry: I Have No Skin folkicus 34 views Kraappooooooooolaaaah.
More Poetry: The Symptom folkicus 31 views Some aweful thing...
Folk Hero Poetry Show... Foreheads folkicus 32 views Poem... or is it a Pwaym?

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folkicus

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Mar 3, 2012

Date Joined

Mar 30, 2006

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You suck, Folk Hero, and all that you do will burn to nothing when subjected to the flames of time. Give up. Stop wasting air. Put your feet into your mouth and chew... keep chewing and swallowing until you disappear. If I had a dime for each time you sickened me, I'd have about a Quillion dollars, and I'd go out and buy a woodchipper to toss your malformed, smelly carcass into. I would dance in the fetid shower of gore that would rain down, and then I would piss into the puddle of slimy filth that would collect. Please begin choking, and don't stop until the color leaves you. The sounds you make have a smell. The thoughts you think have a smell. The life you live HAS A SMELL. Jump off of something tall. Enjoy the sensation of falling, and then pay for it by exploding upon impact, never more to use any atom of that despicable corpse for anything except being dead. Anyone who appreciates you is a victim of your lies. Anyone who doesn't loath you should be pitied for the horrible crimes you have perpetrated against them, letting them think you are anything but a sewer dog. You taste like the piss of the rats that infest your matted fur. The flavor hangs in the air, so that anyone entering a room you've occupied for even a moment can sense it on their tongue, though you had left hours, even days before. You touched someone's hand the other day, and now their skin peels where your filth infected them. The world wouldn't be a better place if you died, because it could never recover from even the briefest hosting of your rottenness. Even if you had never been born, the fact that you could even exist in a parallel universe is enough to ruin the lives and health of millions... you are puke.

Remember that the Album Link is in "Performer Info", turd.

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