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This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: http://bit.ly/girlitunes
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This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: http://bit.ly/girlitunes
Please comment, rate, favorite... and subscribe for more parody videos! Add me as a friend: http://www.myspace.com/venetianprincess My official website: http://www.vprincess.com
-Written/sung/performed/edited by me
- Granny (First Love) played by the fabulous Zipster08 http://www.youtube.com/zipster08
Generic Parody Music Composed and Performed by Steve of: http://www.youtube.com/TheUnattended
Thanks to Gladys for allowing me to shoot her legs lol And yes, I play the 3 nursing home vixens and nurse) :P
For high quality audio (but less quality image): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPDOB...
------- This song will be available on my album coming out soon! It will also be downloadable on itunes, so stay tuned!
LYRICS:
Katy Perry- I Kissed a Girl (Parody) --Elderly Remix
It was my boyrfriend's family Not something crazy He took me to meet his old granny Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly She kept glaring from behind the chips... I went to kiss her on the cheek And she went for my lips..
(Chorus) OLD LADY: I kissed a girl And I liked it
The taste of her denture cream ME: The taste of her denture cream
But it's okay with me
I was enticed I found my vice I wish she had planted one on me twice
It was my sin Soft wrinkled skin Stretched saggy chin A toothless grin
(Verse) No I don't even know her age It doesn't matter Lock me inside an iron cage It will not shatter
This burning flame It can't be tamed No I cannot resist
Her snow white hair Vintage wheel chair Sparks flew The moment we kissed
CHORUS
(Bridge) I don't know what happened to me My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids I like my ladies older by decades
Oh Oh Oh
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fmags2fan favorited a video
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This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: http://bit.ly/girlitunes
Please comment, rate, and subscribe :-) http://www.vpr...
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This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: http://bit.ly/girlitunes
Please comment, rate, and subscribe :-) http://www.vprincess.com http://www.youtube.com/venetianprincess
I am getting FLOODS of messages and comments complaining about how the song is not the same tune as the original. YouTube said I can't do exact song parodies anymore, unless I get written consent from the writers which is pretty much impossible. So I had to write an original generic song. I'm sorry if it disappoints you, but I have lots of funny original parodies planned like my "Tinseltown Nanny" video. So stay tuned!
Aragorn Drawing: http://www.youtube.com/Tigersclaw99 Anime Drawings: http://www.youtube.com/Kaylamariah88 Action Figures Photos submitted by: http://www.youtube.com/WhistlexClapxL...
LYRICS
Ive always had A thing for Star Trek Conventions I need a man with a comic book collection
Lord of The Rings is my favorite type of Role Play Dont want an Aragorn, I want a young Gandalf The Gray
I fantasize About the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song
Hes in the elite As one of the Star Trek Fanclub chiefs. But secretly he has a stash of star wars boxer briefs.
CHORUS: Hes a Womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer Ooo Ooo A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer Together well discuss HTML And C++ Uh Huh A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Hes got me rocking Like Stephen Hawking Check out his hard drive Sets me to warp five.
Verse:
Hes highly skilled In the art of drawing anime And he has an extensive selection of action figures on display.
Hes employee of the month for tech support repair. Hes a World of Warcraft expert Beating Magtheridons Lair.
I dream of him Hooking up my ethernet cable And whispering in my ear elements of the periodic table
Im picturing A gaming headset in his hair And sexy safety goggles on As he builds a robotic office chair.
CHORUS (2x)
Dont need a jock I want a spock ----
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