Me(to be blunt)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder how you did that'

You're peeing on my parade.

I HAVE ADD AND A BOX OF CRAYONS OH THE ADVENTURES I WILL HAVE!

"And as such, he has ripped every single pair of pants I have, resulting in this trip of desperation to the mating grounds of today's hormone driven teenagers, in a pair of gym shorts that are entirely too short for me, no less, in my quest to obtain the denim items I covet and need so desperately."

"Mmhm, I know Roxy, and any second now the world will turn upside down, and a disco ball will sprout from your forehead, as my soul is devoured by Chuck Norris, who incidentally lives in my alarm clock with Satan."

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