Long Armed Monkey's Lair

As the sun rose over the eastern edge of The Hills, the King of the Beasts rose from his deep, dark crevice of a bed in his deep, dark cave. He scratched his armpits, yawned a houling, yoddling yawn, farted in all his ape-like exuberance, thumped his giant chest-plates, and extended his arms to his computer (lying 3.1416 feet away). He punched in youtube.com, and decided to open a window to his life.

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