flatcapman

If anyone goes up to me and Laurance and says "ohh look 2 BUTTERBALLS" I will him them so hard to the head THEY WILL FUCKING SEE STARS

"You are not alone Martin when you make your next centipede parnter WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER"

Im so looking forward to my big tummy and rounder face

Im really getting fed up of Martins Mother "Is this a pervered FILM you have been watching ohh dont mind me Im pretty" and me "you look fucking ugly Mrs Lomax FUCK OFF your shit in all your films and you pick on bubby I FUCKIN HATE YA"

ohhhhhh my shout out to Family voice well I suppose "heres a well and heres a bucket and heres my 10 inch and you can suck it" didnt go down to well but fuck em they denied me bubby.

Wow Monster films just tore me a new asshole. So now its "no going ga ga over Martin. you can do all you want with him but nobody wants to hear it" well EXCUSE ME but out of respect for Martin I was VERY RESTRAINED and wouldnt give out any details on our private life togther and NOBODY short of him wil lever know about it anyway.

if I have to listion to the dumbass music on tv Im going to tear my eardrums out

What the fuck is wrong with the Martin haters? You mob sound like your outside Laurance R Harveys door with tourches and pitchforks. AND FOR WHAT??? The chap doing his JOB as AN ACTOR FOR FUCKS SAKE. JESUS WEPT

My kingdom for a photo with Laurance R Harvey with him wearing a flatcap

Im fucking STUNNED how one lady and her hatrid of Martin. Her comments were nothing short of disturbing. Jesus Laurance she is worse then Martin if thats humanly possible.