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My vote for SEXIEST RAW = Jolita.

LOOOOOOOOVED seeing this on the Grammy's! Bravo Willie! Bravo Chipotle! Bravo Niman Ranch! Best commercial of the broadcast by far.

I'm watching this clip on Grammy night 2012 - and I'm guessing Dan Wilson will probably take home his second Grammy tonight. He's had a stellar career (I love his work w/Storyhill, too). But this video is a testament to the sublime genius of the other brother: Matt. Gorgeous melody. Unearthly har...

This song was written about me. Not lyin'.

Dara - I just voted you Best Simple Raw Chef on the website DTM talks about in his latest vid. Thanks to you, my pantry is starting to look like a mad scientist's lab and I LOVE IT! Slowly but surely I'm getting all the powders and potions for your tonic recipes. I even ordered glass jars IN BULK...

@HERONSKI128 You misspelled light.

Dan is transfixed! The website for Mark Eisenhart (Eyes & Heart) is getimpowerednow (dot com). If you Google his name you'll find a half hour UStream interview where he's wearing a cuddly sweater. You'll also find a page about him on the website for Health Force products - Mark is in the testimon...

@TheAmazingJimmy he meant (tongue in cheek) that it was politically incorrect to be eating the bok choy while he was preparing food - you'd be amazed at the comments people have made about DTM being unsanitary and/or not washing his produce enough. In some vids he's dropped things on the floor t...

WIENER DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curtiss plays fast and loose these days with his vocals (as I bet John would have, too, after so many years) - but what's truly remarkable about these shows is the guitar & drum work - they recreate LIVE some of the most innovative and trippy stuff the Beatles did in the studio - watching Come To...

@sfull006 Am I the only one giggling about "straight pulls?"

So I googled J-CHOKE FARTS and there's a treasure trove of citations. Here's something from an herbal book written in 1633!!!! "they stir up and cause a filthie loathsome stinking wind within the body, thereby causing the belly to be much pained and tormented, and are a meat more fit for swine th...

@ForViewingOnly Agree - only it doesn't even have to be professionally recorded (keep it RAW!) Maybe write sum non-sarcastic lyrics, tho. It's actually a great song. If it was a 45rpm, this would be the B side and Juice to Get Loose would be the #1 single. DTM has RIDICULOUS reserves of innate ta...

Take off your shirt, I don't have all day!

Weiner cam aside, the look on Dan's face in this vid is an expression I haven't seen in any of the hundreds of LReG uploads I've watched: pure contentment.

@jaymeez NETTLES: You can harvest it wild - you will need gloves tho, cause fresh nettle stings (no longer stings once it's dry)...or you can buy tea bags (Alvita brand - pretty common herbal brand in health food stores). It is SOOOOOOOOOO yummy, even strong & straight w/o any sweetener. Beautif...

@adkpinecone That is mind blowing - it also means NO ONE has ANY excuses not to attain an amazing level of health and renewal!

Katia's awesome pep talk applies to anything in life: Focus on the juicer. Focus on the juice. Focus on the veggies going in the juicer. Focus on the power. Picture the veggies going through the juicer. And...action!

@piimapudel See: supermodel Lauren Hutton, Madonna Ciccone, and David Letterman.

@tora604 So...you're anti hat. What is your position on rainbow clown wigs?

@nubbs Egg yolks are good 4U when they're organic - that's where the omegas are, in a deep orange yolk. Also nothing wrong with organic butter - or ghee. The lauric acid in grass fed cow butter is extremely good 4U and not available in many other foods.

I looked up "free spirit" in the dictionary. And saw a pic of Dan. XO

As Prophet Vid #3 begins, the fate of that green juice is STILL a bit murky (just like the juice). Dan twirls the straw - what a TEASE! - at 2:29. Takes a tiny sip at 8:25. Then another eight minutes go by before another straw twirl. This is ridiculously prolonged foreplay. I feel like I'm watchi...

Dan - I can't STAND the fact that you didn't drink that poor green juice by the end of Prophet Vid #1. Now I'm 5 minutes into Vid #2 and the juice is STILL sitting there thinking "What is WRONG with me? Why won't DTM drink me?" Poor green juice will never live this down - the rejection! Now the s...

@AAchurch Your comment (1) TERRIFIES and (2) AMUSES me. I had NOT heard about Monsanto - unreal. Funny about grasshopper grapes, tho! I believe food is the most political issue out there, and YET - it is ignored by all politicians. Anyone interested in the GMO issue, read "Manifesto on the Future...