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Not Penny's Boat

The first thing Jeff said was, "Sir, I need a donkey" Then he said, "How good/wonderful. Also, I have no pants." Then, "Ay Ay Ay. You and the donkey. No" I can't hear the last line.

I'm a Ravens fan, but I have to admit, I think it was the right call. Based on how far that ball flew after it was deflected, it almost had to be hit by the Raiders defender, and I don't think it touched the ground. For once, I think the refs got the controversial call right.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and a hooker have in common? They both choke at the end.

@MegaBob1234567891011 Yeah. You see the longest play in NFL history all the time.

The announcers all but said that the refs are assholes

I always shot that stupid dog.

Oh my God. I can see Mario in that thing. I swear I can.

I noticed the Indiana Jones music right away as soon as it started. So obvious.

I wanna know where he gets all this money.

What was the point of that?

I never cried at a football game, but when Tracy Porter picked off that ball I came awfully close. I screamed so loud I lost my voice for 3 days.

That looks like the onside kick that the Patriots tried against the Steelers this past Sunday (October 30, 2011 for those who read this later on). That one went 7 yards and just died. It was hilarious.

@dubstep1232123 That's not a chopblock. A chopblock is when 2 players block the same person, one above the waist and one below the waist. As you can clearly see they're not blocking. They're napping.

My mother smoked weed, had a baby, and that happened.

@Eclipton The point is if BOTH things were called correctly, the Patriots would have still had the ball.

@KaLoToNgAnRaStA Is that a kid that koos like a mourning dove?

What I never understand when it comes to a running play, such as this, even though it was a screwy play, is why the runner doesn't throw the ball away if he's gonna lose yards and he's along the sidelines. It's perfectly legal since no forward pass was made and he's outside the pocket. Coaches ne...

@SuperVandehei It was a play where Pittsburgh lost the ball as they were about to scoure a TD. The runner fumbled, but initially it was called down by contact. Miami challenged and there was a fumble but Miami was not seen clearly recovering the ball, so Pittsburgh kept the ball at like the 1 an...

I wanted the Patriots to win, but I think it was the right call. He gained possession short of the marker by a few inches.

I am in Baltimore and this game was after our second blizzard in two weeks. I shoveled that snow so hard so that I could watch the game and watch the Saints win. When he intercepted that ball, I screamed so loud I lost my voice for 2 days. Unbelieveable game. Worth the wait.

I love that the Saints won but that "Who Dat?" thing is so gay. Sounds like a 3-year-old learning how to talk.

I still don't understand to what I'm converting.That is not clear. It is especially confusing at the end where he/she says that our eyes see what we know. Doesn't that imply that if I beleve in Hinduism, for instance, that seeing that malborn child would make me MORE convinced of my faith, theref...

And the starting QB for Indianapolis is Peyton "Corn-fed" Manning!

@dbacksfan2 You get a free kick if you call for a fair catch on a kickoff or saftey kick or punt. You can then elect to make a free kick from that spot instead of running a scrimmage play (regular snap from the center)