I think I can explain the cosmos thing (which translates to Space Rangers more or so). The airing of Star Trek in Quebec happen to coincide with the appliance of the law for the protection of french, which means in order to be aired, TV shows had to be titled partialy or completely in french. Tha...
Actually we say *sombre* in french, but black and dark are often considered synonims, so one can replace the other. Plus *Le Chevalier Noir* sounds better in french :)
I'm actually really curious to know if you asked an authorization to microwave shit in a dorm room xD