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Fuckin' 'ell! 'Nough said!!

"Greggs!"

It's a pity the designers didn't pay more attention to aestetics, when designing this tank. Because it is, without question THE UGLIEST tank in the world! Rivalled only by the jew main battle tank. Hail the T72.

@jaddajn1 I agree with you, Ireland should be unified. But as long as the majority of people in NI wish to remain in the union, there's not a lot our govt can do to bring that about.

Crikey, thats come as a bit of a shock to me! Leeds in Cambridgeshire?!

I'm surprised she got off that tram alive!!

Do any other Brummies remember that giant poster of Phil Oakey on the that office block, on Bull St, in Brum city centre, in the '80s?

@ilias2oo6 Suggest you comment in krautese next time Fritz, as your English is shocking!

I wonder how many people all over the country have been winding Iceland staff up, asking for 'Carbonated Dipping Jam?!'

"It's better than real food!"

Always remember a joke one of the contestants told on one episode.

I hear Hollywood are making a film about serial killer, Harold Shipman. Robert De Niro is set to star in the leading role. It's gonna be called "THE OLD DEAR HUNTER!!"

Remember standing open-mouthed, watching these beautiful engines go by, when i was a kid on hols in Pen. Still in awe of them now at 50!

11 dislikes, WTF?!!

Can't believe all these divs who say they can't understand the dialogue. I'm from Brum, and can understand them perfectly!

The only funny female in the world is Jo Brand! The rest are shit!

2 dislikes!!!! Suggest they stick to Justin Beiber and Cheryl Cole! PHILISTINES!!!!

I beg your pardon young lady!!

Please tell me this is a wind-up!

Why are nordics so shit at music and dance? Must be an inherant trait! They should be banned from doing both!!

His parents need to keep this video safe, for posterity, because he won't see his 10th birthday!!

Nice to see an American so passionate and knowledgable about football. Bet you were a bit gutted when we (Birmingham) beat Arsenal in The Carling Cup Final. Happiest day of my life, actually winning a major trophy for the first time in our history. But massively offset by being relegated to The C...

How come Hector's got a left-hand drive car?!

Tut tut, Mary's mom has broken her lease agreement with the Council, by keeping a dog!

@SCFC1981 Rather live in a multicultural shithole, than an inbred mono-culture like Stoke! BCFC til i die. KRO!!!

Partridge must be gay! You wouldn't have to ask me twice for a go at Dan's wife, she's gorgeous!

"He's flatlining Doctor. I think we're losing him. Well don't just stand there nurse, go and chop some eggs up in a cup!"

"I'll see ya reet, me old fishie on a dishie!"

@npe1 lol!

Did you go mental when Gardner lashed in our third at St. Andrews?! Thought not! Bet you pissed off back down the frog and toad to the rubba dub dub to get Brahms and Lizst, to try and forget. Wish us luck in the final, won't you!! Ha ha.

@firkinga You don't get it?! You're either an American or dense!!

"Ton sosison. Ingrediamentos: Porka, tesiclos, scrotal sack et sawdust!" Many a true word spoken in jest eh?!

I remember the one from the episode 'White Hole'. It went something like this:- Cat: "I got it, we laser our way through". Kryton: An excellent suggestion sir, but with two minor drawbacks. A. We don't have a power source for the laser, and B, we don't have any lasers!".