Dear people trying to friend me: I am not a whore. I don't care about your shitty band, and I don't add people just to have a lot of friends.

If you want to be my friend, send me a fucking message. How much does it take people?

Thanks! xoxoxoxo

My name is Shaun "Fucking" S. I was born in AMERKA n raised by two mentally unstable ex-hippies. As a child I listened to K.D. Lang unaware of its lesbian undertones. At 7 I was way into Alice Cooper and spent a lot of time watching Looney Tunes. Being such a strange kid, I didn't make a lot of friends so, on the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, A couple of guys they were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."