is the author of the humor blog Confessions of a Fat Bastard: A Tail-All Diary. He flunked dog obedience school and holds a four-paws masters in foods. In his spare time, he writes poetry and paints "Pawlicks." His artwork is getting published by literary publicists Phenix and Phenix for Austin Makes a Book. Buddy's goal in life is to have his own shrine of diet books and exercise DVDs at Barnes and Noble. Plus, save all the the abused and abandoned dogs in the world. (ah, er at least one or two!). He auctions & sells his "Pawlicks" for charity & donates 100% to various animal organizations.