I Fart in Your Face!

Coffee is GOD!

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Ten reasons coffee is better than Jesus:

1) Coffee is real

2) Coffee never died

3) Satan can't tempt coffee

4) Coffee doesn't preach

5) No one ever died for coffee

6) Coffee doesn't ask for money

7) Cold coffee can be reheated

8) Coffee makes you think

9) Coffee makes sense

10) Coffee won't make you suck it's cock

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