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Goddamn 12 year old ricers and their goddamn fart cans.

What kind of monsters would not show the back of the fucking car!? Now I have to keep commenting on how they didnt show the back of the fucking car.

I'm from the U.S. and I went and looked up audio pronunciation of Eichhornchen, and it is not that hard to say I don't why so many people think it is.

I dont whats more pathetic; the fart can im hearing in the background or that a decently attractive female responded to your douchebag behavior.

This song is just begging to get parodied by weird al.

@muh6666 Way to use your reading skills homeboy, he said... In a fair fight.

@TimmmMegre Genetically inferior? How so, physically? And by what measure are you implying? Blacks have faster reflexes and fast twitch muscles because they are a product of their environment needed to survive in the deserts of Africa. Same as whites who developed in the Nordic regions who develo...

I think I just found my lead-in for picking up women.

@xKalphax Nah, just a run of the mill douchebag.

Oblong faces look pretty much ideal on men... women not so much.

That nerdy guys got more balls than any of you fags posting here.

@shilpinator I think he did burn himself once, look closely at 1:08. Its hard as hell if you a guy using a flat iron cause you have no choice but to get into the roots.

@WoWoaWoah Axe paste is really pretty nasty. You might as well use a really cheap gel cause you'll get the same results: hard, greasy, and crunchy. A wax or strong clay is what you need. Small amount of hairspray after if you really need the extra hold.

Piss off haters, hardly anyone ever drives these so we never get to hear their sweet sound.

@moha1239 And how do you know that, are you a fish?

@themiddleman009 But if he went back to the 50's who else would expose how ridiculous lyrics in today's music are by singing them clearly

@999Thip And how can you possibly know for a fact that your god and jesus christ is the absolute truth without ignorantly discrediting all other gods? How can you swear that your god is the truth when so many others claim their god is the truth. The bible tells us that it is gods word simply beca...

@MASTER105175 Can't tell if trolling or serious...

@jubaby5031 Well, whether you like it or not CoB writes some of the most technical and complex music in the industry and Alexi is considered one the greatest guitarists of our era.

Obvious attention whore is an obvious attention whore.

@flutterby4472 Pretty sure your philosophy could describe any video game, not just MMO's.

Your about 4 years late to the party that came and went 9000 meme's ago.

Kind of weird to hear Darroh singing a song like this considering i'm about 96% sure he's an atheist.

@domestickilla Do you proof read/edit? You should probably check into that.

@lakhsassi1986 Rofl. You are hilarious, I mean obvious troll hilarious. So then, I apologize for not being clear. It's not just your spelling that is atrocious, it's your grammar, punctuation, and your entire handle on the English language. Why don't you go roll yourself a fatty Jamaican-homeboy,...