About this user
After failing high school I attended art school for two years and failed. Recovering slightly, I entered into a promising relationship that ended in failure. I decided to start my own business which failed.
Realizing that New York was my problem, I traveled to Seattle where I entered another failed relationship and took up the guitar. I became quite good, but failed to ever record my work. Recognizing my potential, I gained employment with an aerospace firm and failed miserably. I was quickly promoted. After a series of costly failures I was let go and left for Las Vegas to become a stripper. Blessed with large breasts, my failures were overlooked and it looked as if I had finally found my niche. But I attempted to unionize my coworkers and was blacklisted. Having failed as a stripper I lapsed into despair. Then, as I was throwing a noose over the rafters, a friend told me about YouTube. "What have you got to lose?" she asked. I have every confidence my YouTube channel will be a success.
Age
58
Hometown
Las Vegas "The Dumbest City in America"
Country
United States
Occupation
Graphic Designer
Interests
Other women, ceremonial magic, politics, journalism, reading, graphic design, my cats, music, historical research, website development, causing trouble, anything involving chocolate, photography, political activism, friends, family and my wonderful job
