Fmly Med Ctr Micropenis Clinic

@juvilyn222 The fact that their parents, the people they love and trust the most, would do something to make them cry has a scarring effect on a child of that age. Our MicroPenis patients have been through this at every age where society disregards their feelings for a quick laugh. Remember I am ...

@elenavlada Yes, it was a very trying time for Garry. I spoke to him yesterday and I am happy to report that he, and his penis, are doing quite well!

@elenavlada you're right about the cameraman - he was fired immediately after this episode.

All of our micropenis patients, many of whom hail from the great state of Cleveland, are quite frankly thrilled that Mr. James lost. Here is a man with such God-given talent who comports himself with such in such a low-class manner, it's a shame. If Mr. James, had even a small pinky's worth of ...

@aznhxor Our clinic adheres to the strictest of standards set forth by NAPA (North American Penetology Association), but what MicroPenis patients lack in size they more than make up for in ingenuity (as demonstrated by this video). They are a daring and cunning lot who, by their own admission, d...

This is the theme song for our patients - thank you for posting this!

Dr. Alexander Roth, D.P.

Family Medical Center - Proudly Serving The MicroPenis Community SInce 1988!

@Pandasboarding That's correct sir! Our clinic has been proudly serving the MicroPenis community since 1988 and we would love to bring in Mr. De La Ghetto as a motivational speaker to inspire our patients. Please let us know if you have a way of personally "contacting" him. --Dr. Alexander Roth,...

@smokey1811 WTF indeed. That's exactly the reaction many of our patients have when they are first diagnosed. Fortunately the MicroPenis community is small, but strong (just like our patients) and we are proud to have been serving it for the past 22 years. All the best, Dr. Alexander Roth, D.P.

A gentleman fitting the description of the tow truck driver attempted to check himself in to our MicroPenis clinic shortly before this incident occurred. I hope he's taking some time to get his head together. And his mind.

Dr. Alexander Roth, D.P.

@armegeddis I'm sorry to hear that - it was a great show and he is probably the best young comedian there is today. Our patients will be very disappointed.

This is the type of game I think our patients, given their unique medical condition, would be quite good at. Good commercial too.

Dr. Alexander Roth, P.D.

@jeremycorbell I saw it on Sunday Dec 12th- during the day in the morning and south of where I was - so I think that would be Mar Vista- now I'm always looking up- I was driving and it just happened to be right in front of me

This is a great song which really conveys how our MicroPenis patients feel much of the time - especially the opening scream.

Dr. Alexander Roth, D.P.

Family Medical Center - Proudly Serving The MicroPenis Community Since 1988 (TM)

BTW, I with @86lenny they had a lot of good stuff in the 80s. Th...