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Awwww poor Ringo.

@Tornadopelt That is an English translation--Germans do not refer to jelly doughnuts as Berliners. Additionally, context alone pretty much makes it impossible for anybody but nitpicking jackoffs to think Kennedy meant anything other than "I am a Berliner." I don't think he would have received tha...

How have I never seen this before? I can hardly see right now. That really was beautiful.

You really just want to step into the video and give Paul a hug. It really is heartbreaking to watch...

I actually cried the first time I saw this episode.

Kevin's family lost their personal fortune mere weeks into 1993 due to the lawsuits from Marv, Harry, and Kevin's uncle.

@adammichaeldawson If you are referring to his assertion that this is the Olympic, not the Titanic, he is absolutely right. Google both ships and compare their pictures. And was that dumbass comment REALLY necessary?

Frat boys vs. the Devil... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Too bad absolutely none of this is true.

Simon, I love you.

Upon receiving a diagnosis of lung cancer, Jim threw his last pack of cigarettes away and never bought another pack. The next day, he asked about making this commercial. Granted, he brought his death on himself, but he was truly a wonderful soul for doing this.

My tax dollars at work, I see.... I assume that's how you foos paid for R. Kelly lol

Rooney Mara doesn't look hard enough to pull off the character. She looks like a child who went a little happy with a razor.

Worst. Song. Ever.

This is in my top three of all-time favorite movies.

Oakland's mayor owes the entire world an apology for this crap wafting out from his city.

@Nikimar23 Wow, I was talking about an orange and you just had to bring goat sacrifice into it.

I have a degree in art history. Please, don't try to get into a symbolism debate with me. :P lol

Sure wish Ray and Robbie actually paid attention to this entire sketch...

Is it weird that this turned me on?

@bludytiger Yeah I suppose you're right, and he does seem a little more jovial in actual conversation. But from a fan's perspective, I'd really hate to get a reception like that from a writer I admire.

@rysksapopiel Dude, you're a chode. Know why no one would dare accuse Garth Brooks or Oprah of mollesting them? Because they're relatively normal; Michael Jackson was a slow-moving target when it came to that kind of stuff. Besides, don't you read? Both kids have admitted they were told to lie by...

Chris Jones was very close to Sharon Tate and quit acting shortly after her death.

I don't get why all these people are jumping up this dude's ass... you guys are familiar with parody, yeah? You know, funny, hahaha?

This is just an awesome song all around... I look forward to the day when I can actually bust it out with a girl... *sniff*

These guys sound nothing like Op Ivy or The Lookouts. They're a good band, clearly talented, but handing them a record deal before they've found their own voice pretty much guarantees them a short shelf life. Maybe in another few years with some more experience (in life, the industry, with facial...

Hahaha is this Brown 204?

Okay to the douchebag who put the political ad up before this video: eat Michelle Bachmann's ass.

I think the only proof you need that God deeply, unashamedly hates humanity is the existence of another Final Destination movie.

Sooo... just so I'm clear... within the first two minutes, she stole a car, drove without mirrors, caused an accident and then left scene of said accident.

Incidentally, that guy of hers is a moron.

Kudos to Udos for the upload. This was an amazingly even-handed biography, and I give special credit to the producers for not dwelling on the circumstances of her death. Having been married to a woman very much like Sylvia for two years, I appreciate that they made a point of highlighting just ho...

@shwordsmiths3 I'm sure Harlan would love this, but the man's a whore, which is why, to be frank, his writing is shit. No soul, no joy.

I remember the first time I saw this video. I kept thinking what a pussy this guy is. Now I know it for a fact.

LMFAO YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah the first time I saw her on the Office I punched my friend in the arm said, "Dude, it's the Blowjob Chick!"