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"The 'raunch fest,' called 'Comedy Cares for the Homeless..."

It's probably for the best that they didn't do a Child Bride episode. I can't imagine how they could have written jokes or built sketches around that movie. The Snob did a good job, though.

Whoever flagged this as inappropriate needs to pull the stick out of their ass and appreciate what a gift tits are.

This is awesome. I could totally see it being a trailer/promo for "Akira"

I really liked this cover a lot. It amped up the song's inherent sadness.

@soranator341 Because he had unfinished business and loose ends. Riku was still lost, and the universe still needed saving.

@popikihgdgfxctyuxrfg Everybody is in bed because they're satisfied that our government is in control.

Yeah, this scene seems way more fucked up to me now. Don't get me wrong, I still LOVE it, but as some of you pointed out, Jules EATS Brett's LAST MEAL. Not only that, the way he looks Brett dead in the eye while he drains the Sprite is an ice cold moment. Good fuckity God! Fantastic scene though,...

The idea that this guy could potentially be our next President terrifies, saddens and infuriates me. He is fascist to his very core. He is against everything I am a proponent of; his views on individual freedoms (and how there should be a lack of them) make me sick. I had some good laughs when he...

Zach Braff wrote and directed a movie where he got to make out with Natalie Portman.

What have you done today?

"Why are we so preoccupied with natural things like sex? Why can't we focus more on war, violence and murder like proper American citizens?"

Why does she have a knife strapped to her chest? Really, I can only think of one explanation:

Christmas 1995

CHRIS: And, Claire? Here's a knife. Merry Christmas. It might be handy if you, the master of stabbing things, take it with you.

Are you a bad enough dude to shoot the zombie President?

Always loved that line "You're a cop, right?"

"No, I was on my way to a costume party. You too, right? But what the hell are you supposed to be?"

and

"Could you open the glove box?"

"Sure..." (Deadpan) "There's a gun inside."

Like she's saying "Of all the goddamn other things I've had to deal ...

I don't think Sally's too thrilled about repopulating Earth...

One thing I've always wondered about the Muppet Babies opening was how much George Lucas was compensated for the Star Wars footage.

@darkshadow2017 I'm an idiot because I like this song better than most modern pop?

Am I the only person who thinks this is THE MOST EPIC OPENING AND THEME EVER?? It plays up Carmen Sandiego as a character so awesome that she could probably blink entire galaxies out of being.

Why are these old cartoon intros so damn catchy?? I just think it sucks that if I ever have kids, they won't have broadcast Saturday morning blocks to grow up with. Not like this.

They seriously don't make opening themes for cartoons like this anymore.

I'm here because of the Lost in the Static podcast.