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@Annel140

You're right, Annel. In fact, he never does, because he doesn't exist. You're ignorant of either Genesis or astrophysics if you think otherwise.

You'd do something your head voice told you to even if you didn't want to? That's terrifying, dear.

Solemnly? Surely you mean "soley...

Darwin was a bitter man because he lost his daughter when she was 12. That's when he decided to concoct this bullshit explanation. But wait.. wasn't he like 22 when he was a passenger on the Beagle?

Why do the networks not solicit you for your act?

It's not funny.

This isn't real. It can't be. No one could believe this. It's not real. Is it!?!?!

Poor guy.

@bluespy95

You want facts that support my opinion that this looks like shit? It's an opinion... but, it is a fact that Kirk Cameron is starring in it, and everything he touches turns to shit.

Do you want me to support my claim that Kirk Cameron wants to disprove science? Well, for one, he ha...

April 21st, April 23rd..

I just can't take his argument seriously. He doesn't care enough.

But... there was only one Behemoth??

@sWeepingsAnd

The entire thing.

This is only better than Justin Beiber because she's talented vocally. The lyrics are dumb as shit.

@Cooljoshua56

No, Josh, be in love with music about drinkin' in da club, treating women like shit, and buying $200,000 cars with the money you got from that lovely aria where you just shouted "UH UH UH GET THAT ASS ON THE FLO'" over and over, while children somewhere are dying of starvation.

I don't know why but the way he says "fried chicken" makes me giggle.

This guy is my fucking hero

I've never felt so embarrassed for someone else.

@josan2964

Her question was "You believe all the animals were on the ark?"

How is "we're animals, we talk," an answer that makes sense to that question?

Even if you think he just had selective hearing, and only heard the question that was asked in tandem with the other, but then forgotten and...

I'm such a peaceful person, and non-violence is something I feel very strongly about. But goddamn my apish urgish, I want to beat the guy on the right's face in until it doesn't look like a face.

This guy is a genius. There are literally NO flaws in his argument. Can you draw one more circle that's about Jesus so I can believe he exists too?

You people are stupid. He DID have magic powers. The other guy must have had some kind of pendant of negation.

This song isn't about someone being in Heaven. Believing in Heaven is what caused 9/11.

This underlying sense of morality, or intuitive morality, does indeed exist. But it isn't a sufficient enough basis for morality, because it's clearly wrong (with regards to maximizing well-being) in some instances. Still, it's better than a moral system that forgives repentant serial killers a...

@pencert

Oh. I am one of those types.

I choose 3. Stupid.

@africandude1

You only sound wrong in that you think he experiences misery.

Aladdin was homeless, this is nothing new.

@oceansnsunsets

"I don't agree that Harris did very well, and in fact, didn't address points Craig made that showed Harris to be wrong"

The points that Craig attempted to make were already addressed in the book, and addressed in the debate if you actually had the ability to listen. You begin w...

Matter has always existed. Sorry that you think that's impossible.

"Why?" is a loaded question, and a pretty boring one at that.

You guys don't know who the Professor is? You must not have seen the follow up video where he gives Chris the choice between three different Pokemon.

People can't be robots or dinosaurs...

Pick the brunette. Goddamn.

I hope that's a fake fire burning in that hearth. -Sam Harris

"How is the idea of a magic man flying out of the sky and landing in missouri less crazy than a magic man flying down into Israel"

The fact that he was in both places hundreds of years before anyone sailed the Atlantic (or walked over it, as I'm sure he did), makes it crazier than him only bein...

My problem with porn? You don't do it.

Life would be such a miserable time without Hispanic women.

Fat folks don't get cold. They also don't get laid.

@madiboo104

I wish I had her tits. In my face.

Their call for reason and evidence reminds me of their warning to adherents when Avatar came out to not take the film too seriously, and to remember it's not reality. I was shocked. Why would the Vatican doubt its adherents ability to discern fantasy from reality? Oh, right.

So the judge looked like a West African?

The woman looks like Jar Jar Binks

@pennstate2330

I don't think anyone who is from the nexus of buttfucking kids in the shower should call someone a fag. Or anyone in any fraternity call anyone a fag.

I want this person to die. I really do.