About this user
I am currently being held captive by six telepathic cats who have the power of telekinesis. They force me to buy large quantities of cat nip and non-dolphin-safe tuna. I secretly fear the cat hairs in my food are from their furry little bottoms. I pass the time in captivity by designing websites that have nothing to do with cats... well, mostly nothing.
Country
United States
Occupation
website design, slave to my cat
Companies
I don't have company very often, people don't like all the cat hair.
Interests
genealogy, web design, photo retouching and restoration, washing my hands a lot but nothing else, learning of new proof that jesus christ was an alien from another planet, the paranormal world around us and how we are connected to it through the psychic powers of our housepets, alien abductions, the theory that the pope is the anti-christ which was introduced by a rival christian church, buddhism and the theory of enlightenment, also I'm an active participant of reincarnation.
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