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@DJKnightProductions well, it does suck, sounds like every other dubstep on youtube...

@TheSTARKIDnerd You kidding? i liked Einstein.

"he decided that modern human was meant to eat like our paleolithic, or caveman ancestors." WE'RE THE SAME FUCKING SPECIES.

when i was in DARE, in elementary school, they told us that the popping and fizzing you hear in tobacco is actually bugs, so, you're smoking bugs. i don't believe that, having smoked a fair bit at this point, tobacco is naturally moist and oily, and therefore will pop and fizz.

till is 2 years older than my dad... but man these guys are awesome.

well, after seeing destorm in spandex, i don't feel bad about having curvy legs and a big butt as a guy. lol

@SamuelTBrooks true, but it would definitely kill a rabbit.

@hokmahmilitia i've tried to get back into SOAD, but well, just can't do it. lol.

@rwfsmith i don't know what my original comment was, but that's the best you could come up with? go back to your dark corner and cut yourself you emo fuck.

so, if my chest, upper back and abs are weaker, should i put more emphasis on those parts first? while, of course, still working everything else out?

Oh, man, i wish i had Stephen Fry's voice.

@1017theReturn You have a very VERY good point.... i don't want a suit anymore....

I don't have a beach to stretch on, or a beautiful czech woman to stretch with.... i guess i won't ever be able to get into shape.

@madBMX666 I highly doubt you would be able to stop your car in sufficient time were a deer to cross the street in front you too. btw, having 666 and bmx in your name does not make you tough.

this makes me think of Jurassic Park, imagine if they only had a budget of a few hundred dollars instead of several million.

@Kuupoju he's either gay, or going on a "romp" with a different pony every night.

@84561237456123 I'd heard of it before, but forgot about it when i clicked, the remembered it again.

I have a challenge. Next make a slingshot out of the Deutschland financial times.

It's reported taht 3 days after his burial, Randy Savage's grave was found empty.

@krils1 i think my right ear grew muscle just from listening to that undiluted manliness.

Okay. Life goal. Muscle up. Grow beard. Become Randy savage.

usually i've noticed, nicepeter gets the good roles in these, but in this, i have to hand it to gwatsky and shakespeare.

lol, love the mention of being on ellen...

i come to this video at least twice a day... lol

@Cutlesnap agreed, but in a totally nonpervy way.

@777GreenMachine1 NOOOOOO! NOO NO NO NOOOO i must resist!

When i see a thumbnail with a cute blonde girl i expect 1 of 2 things. Either 1, about 2-5 minutes of hilarious crazy, or some creepy guy who likes to cheat on thumbnails.

@electrokila dunno, at least she didn't find out about cirlejerkcon 2012...

woooh, i'm a creepy stalker. i'm going to go get my binoculars and watch my neighbors wife shower now.

@saucefellowson drop 95 lbs, i don't think shoes will help, maybe to keep all the pieces together.

I practically use gymnastics as my benchmark. I want to do planches and v-sits, and things like that. I'm not too concerned with burning fat, i do that anyway, i just watch what i eat to help the muscles heal.

i used to always sit in the lotus position when i was a kid, bu now, i can't do it, as soon as i started this video, i tried it, and felt a painful pop in my knee. lol

i got here a year too late, but if somebody starts eyeballing you, start a conversation, "hey, what level are you using? hmm? whats that? lvl 5? i'm at 30 BITCH"

I just smoke a pipe. people think i leak intelligence and class.

@redlerb I grew a beard out, and although i didn't keep hard lines on it, i trimmed it once a week, meticulously shampooed it, and combed/brushed it, took almost as much time as shaving, i just look better with a beard.

@rprnorg I hope so, i've been subsribed to this channel for the better part of a year, and they've never uploaded anything close to this...

@fatboycelebrity hey sorry it took too long to reply, amazon.com. they sell the cheap parker shavettes, and the also sell the pricier dovo shavettes. i have a parker, it works okay, but i'm thinking of upgrading.

@saralovesml maybe, i'd rather just get a job that lets me grow my hair out.

I work there, just started a few months ago, had to shave off my beard to get the job, and now i have a beard that has been growing for about 3 days, gonna see if they let me keep it tomorrow.