pimpin ain't hard...wait...that's not right

my grandma is Japanese. mostly i like to keep to myself, except when there are people around. i am a driving contradiction...because why walk when you can drive. i like the word turbulent, because when i hear it i think of flying in an airplane and getting a massage simultaneously. i tried to roof surf a car once. there were no waves it was boring...sort of like how you feel now that you have read this far. i like to tap dance, but i don't have tap shoes so it is more like thump dancing. my parents made me wear normal jeans cause we couldn't afford husky pants. which by the way doesn't make any sense why husky pants are more expensive. normal jeans are soft and cool denim, while husky jeans are made from burlap sacks and cacti.

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