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@scaires2 Past tense would be "dijo".

@sockmonkeyzruleXD Intuition, my friend. Where language fails us, we must enter into the moment of experience and be content to simply be able to experience what cannot be described. To even attempt to describe this sort of musical exaltation just betrays the fact that it must be felt on an ind...

Less than 1000 views 10 months ago, according to KyleBrock13. Now there is just over 1000 more. Equally disappointing. Yet I also feel elated that one of my favourite bands is apparently rarely enjoyed by the many shallow YouTube surfers, thus rendering posts like this as a kind of haven for t...

@imN0Ttheone Please elaborate.

Are all you people that are so excited about these graphics living in a cardboard box or something? Why don't you go outside and get excited about seeing the sun first person. "Cue the left wing trolls!" says doughmayne. Why? Is that what you live for? Partisan arguments on YouTube videos about...

Sad? Rude? This person is at least 9000 pounds overweight, probably from eating cake and chips all day every day. What's sad is that someone was able to legally buy her such excessive amounts of food to get so fat in the first place, coupled with the fact that half the world lives or dies off of...

What's with these people saying "Oh I didn't even laugh" and "It's not funny at all"? I'm not saying I laughed out loud like a hysterical maniac, but it WAS funny. I'm sure if you had actually witnessed it firsthand it would have made you laugh more than seeing it via computer screen. Or maybe...

What the fuck is this? I wonder what their fanbase consists of....synthetically produced humanoid cunts who idolize mediocrity and stupidity I'm guessing?

Music to make children to.

I have never seen so many hate-fuelled comments on a J-Fru video. C'mon now ladies and gents, let us put aside our petty differences, we have much more in common with one another than we would like to admit. A better way to respond to the fact that people post things about certain unmentionable...

@andre230994 Better question...who cares?

Oh my there's at least 9 billion successive comments in a row attempting to define the word "punk". How about, go fist yourself, or better yet, think about something that actually matters in the real world, rather than just an idea in your head attached to a four-letter word that rhymes with ker...

@rorank Stop wasting everyones time with your 'filling in the artists with Biblical characters and omniscient beings' commenting bullshit. Go rorank that awesomesauce that you produced from brutally slaying the members of 'soad' up your fookin bum

@thinkwithurdipstick I have a better question. Why the fucking idiotic, typical and completely useless comment?

When sanskrit was my mother tongue, scarabs filled my pillow!

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@jackjude That's cool man, I like your interpretation of the song better than the song itself actually

...and I'd like to bring to your [pay attention] some very special offers today....