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@j00jy Wow, a gay joke. Know what's funny about that? It's so original. Also, mature. Amazing, really. Just amazing. Did you come up with that all by yourself, or does a team of writers provide your material? Because that was just amazing. I hope you're doing comedy professionally. I'd hate for a...

Um, does anyone else think "Central Organization" sounds a little creepy and fascist?

@EnterViral Yeah, but doesn't that story from the journal sound like it would make a way scarier movie than this one?

I realize that pastas are written by amateurs, often just kids or teenagers, but even so, when one is this widely circulated, I expect it to be a bit better-written. What's with these bullies? "We have some new meet," "unfinished business", have you EVER heard real people talk like this? Gotta lo...

@ALLoY202 Burton is the producer but not the director.

@densk8r What do the other movies have to do with it? This is a different project with none of the same producers, writers, directors, or actors from those other films.

So, I guess we've all just silently agreed that it's okay for companies like Chrysler to put half of Detroit out of work as long as they spend a few million dollars to give those (former) workers a pat on the head during the Superbowl every year?

@derekwalker87 Probably she can handle it, but that doesn't make it less rude and obnoxious, nor does it reflect any less poorly on the person trying to run her down.

Wait...you can hear it too?

So, mood lighting briefly cures this guys asthma? Cuz, ya know, women don't dig asthmatics, apparently? Whatever; it's weird, sleazy, confusing, and sexist, which is to say, it's a Virgin America ad.

@DangerDevir Put away the strawman, the objection here is not about the kids but about the incredibly vile, one-dimensional racial caricatures prancing around.

Oh God, I remember being this age. You know, everyone has done things they aren't proud of, and everyone feels hurt and scared and insecure sometimes and tries to hide it from the world, but not everyone can be this honest with themselves after the fact, much less talk so earnestly about it. I th...

Uh, wow, black-haired glasses wearing Sandra Bullock is incredibly hot.

@leisulin What I love about this is how it looks like he's going to move on, but then the moderator doesn't let him; he asks the question again. He may as well have held Perry down and delivered a coup de grace. The only thing missing is the announcer saying "Finish Him!"

God I love this scene. Watching 9 go is like being at the funeral of your favorite great uncle after he died on his 90th birthday; sure it's sad, but you can't really cry because you're too distracted remembering what an awesome guy he was and how great of a life he lead.

I think Eccleston's 9 gets overshadowed due to the brevity of his tenure and the runaway popularity of 10, but be that as it may, I really loved this take on the character and that last line in particular. It's just never going to get any better than that, for me.

@ElProximo You're the angry one here, you're the one spewing poison. Just look at your comments. It's not really your fault though, you want to buy into the system but then you're put in the position of defending the indefensible. Anyone would get angry and petty if they had to deal with that.

@amarandivyt And you're a rude troll, but be that as it may, that's still not what a chameleon does.

The internet is full of dating coaches, and many of them are complete assholes who are trying to teach you how to be an asshole too. But this guy? I actually like this guy, and that's a huge admission coming from me. It's really nice to see someone who is just, ya know, normal, and decent, but st...

As a kid I thought "their maiden head" meant they would have their heads cut off as punishment if they went against the duke's orders; only as an adult did I realize that it really means "maidenhood", which is to say, virginity...which of course makes it a radically different song.

And the moral of the story is: if you date Michael Jackson then, sooner or later, he is going to kill you.

An the moral of the story is: don't date Michael Jackson or he will fucking kill you.

Bad hoarse?

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin...